Friday, February 06, 2026

It Was A Coffee Boy. Trump Hardly Knew Him

The staffer has already been fired . You wouldn’t know her. She’s from Canada. That was before they found out who actually posted it. A staffer who was up early in the morning, because if Trump doesn’t sleep, nobody sleeps. So Scavino did it?
TRUMP: "America thinks my friends and I are sick pedophiles in bed with Jeffrey Epstein! I need IDEAS, people!"

SUSIE WILES: "Sir, we could moderate our tone, express sympathy for the victims, and truly release the Epstein files so America understands we're being transparent."

KASH PATEL: "I love lamp. PAM BONDI: "Blanche and I could just shred the rest, sir? Then Hannity could blame Hunter Biden."

MARCO RUBIO (sotto voce): "Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick me."

STEPHEN MILLER: "Say no more, my Lord. Post this, and no one will think you and your friends are just sick pedophiles in bed with Jeffrey Epstein. Let's post this picture of the Obamas as monkeys! That'll work!"
It’s funny because it’s true.

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