The Cherry 🍒 On The Sunday

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.https://t.co/8WGMAODKRd

— ProPublica (@propublica) February 1, 2026

A note from our editors: https://t.co/5GkVSaDsaA pic.twitter.com/9mPoCZPe6X

— ProPublica (@propublica) February 1, 2026

MAGA now entertaining the possibility that they may be guilty. pic.twitter.com/kGwQxhKVSO

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) February 2, 2026

An even more pungent observation:

The fact that both are quite experienced—8 years and 12 years with CBP—is yet more evidence that CBP should be abolished and all of its agents fired. There's no way to "reform" or "retrain" that, it's just a violent gang with badges.

And the cherry on the Sunday sundae:

After a week of public outcry over the South Texas Family Residential Center’s treatment of young children behind its walls, the Dilley facility is experiencing a measles outbreak, according to immigration attorney Eric Lee.

Lee, who went viral last week for capturing the moment a protest broke out inside the facility, told the Current that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) informed Senate Judiciary staff of the outbreak over the weekend. At least two cases have been confirmed at the facility as of press time, the attorney said.

Over 400 children are detained at the Dilley facility, which currently holds approximately 1,200 detainees.

ICE has confirmed this. RFK, Jr. was last seen babbling about “herd immunity” based on winnowing the herd. Rumors about infected blankets were rigorously denied by the authorities.