We Are All Drug Addicts Now

Kristi Noem: "We've saved hundreds of millions of lives by interdicting drugs" (The entire population of the US is about 340 million!) pic.twitter.com/MmmKxb2Sio

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 1, 2026

Rep. Pete Sessions on Republicans losing a special election in a red part of Texas: "The success of a rain dance has a lot to do with timing. What happened is there was a huge snow storm, ice storm really that hit north Texas and central Texas." pic.twitter.com/PBzp414MZp

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 2, 2026

A week later, that storm and the ice it brought, were gone.

Sen. Roger Marshall on Republican healthcare reforms: "Most importantly, we need to show patients the prices and let them be consumers again" pic.twitter.com/TtURFvsIeK

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 2, 2026

Pretty sure that was the argument against Obamacare.

She doesn't know Minnesotans very well. https://t.co/fY8U7dlhPM

— Patricia Lopez (@patricialopez_4) February 2, 2026

The GOP has literally no idea what’s coming.

Sen. Dave McCormick: "I was just watching television the other day. There was a recording of a violent voicemail that was left for an ICE member and his family. These are people that we need to stand behind. They're enforcing the law. That was what the president ran on." pic.twitter.com/xGza1hgem6

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 2, 2026

No idea at all.

Rep. Buddy Carter: "I applaud Don Lemon being arrested. He should be. As I go through the state and I hear people, they are tired of this. They are tired of seeing what's happening here. They want to see people in handcuffs, they want to see people go to jail." pic.twitter.com/bJKD7ssC1n

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 2, 2026

Be careful what you wish for.