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Before the war, Iran was exporting 1.1M barrels of oil at $47 a barrel

Right now they're exporting 1.5M barrels of oil at ~$120 a barrel

— BeegJJ (@BeegJj) March 25, 2026

Also, too, as well:

BREAKING: Bloomberg says tanker tracking data since March 23rd "shows no sign" of the 8 boats full of oil that President Trump said were "gifted" to the US.

"If this was some great 'present' you’d think both sides would want it known for their own reasons," Bloomberg says. pic.twitter.com/Ze0dCR5Ebx

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) March 26, 2026

FINALLY. Trump is going to end the chaos he created in the airports by allowing TSA agents to get paid — which he could have done all along but chose not to. https://t.co/QhDuw7x87O

— Polly Sigh (@dcpoll) March 26, 2026

No, no, no, it was all the Democrats’ fault. You just don’t understand how to play fourth dimensional chess. ♟️

Trump just admitted he used the TSA as pawns and could have paid them the entire time https://t.co/CT0Zyq8d1b

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) March 26, 2026

"Pawns.” Heh.*

And yes, that announcement came after this happened:

Well. https://t.co/nkpH3Z7DF8

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) March 26, 2026

Coincidence? I think not.

*No, Trump can’t do this.  But was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?