Full Of Sound And Fury, Signifying Nothing

The U.S. wants Iran to make 6 commitments:

1️⃣ No missile program for 5 years.
2️⃣ Zero uranium enrichment.
3️⃣ Decommissioning of nuclear reactors.
4️⃣ Arms control treaties with regional countries.
5️⃣ No financing for regional proxies.
6️⃣ Strict outside observation protocols… https://t.co/uqeYKeNp6q

— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) March 21, 2026

Perhaps we could call it - and I’m just spitballing here - the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action, or JCPOA. https://t.co/xA9B0lW327

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) March 22, 2026

That sounds familiar. pic.twitter.com/fg5HwnM8ih

— Popular Monster (@Doxy6661) March 21, 2026

And poor Lindsey’s not gonna get his Iwo Jima redux.

“U.S. troops may well take Kharg Island, only to endure ballistic-missile strikes, drone attacks, and petrochemical smoke, all without a reliable means of obtaining logistical support. The result could be a grinding war of attrition” https://t.co/zhrTXt9rOf

— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) March 22, 2026

Reopening the Strait of Hormuz — a critical conduit for global energy supplies — has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of the Iran war. https://t.co/ptdCfj08nS

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 22, 2026

Which would mean, yes, not even a new JCPOA.

Aren’t you glad we didn’t get the black woman for President?