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Leavitt on TSA Lines: The cruelty is the point. They want this chaos. They want to distract from the success of our military totally obliterating the Iranian regime pic.twitter.com/6QyGAIexys

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 25, 2026

Tell 'em about the strawberries. That’ll prove it with geometric logic.

Reporter: Many young voters voted for Trump hoping to have no more wars and lower prices. What would the president’s message be to those voters?

Leavitt: President Trump is doing this for you. He is doing it for young people. pic.twitter.com/wUr0OMngro

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 25, 2026

Thank Grandpa for the medicine, children.

Absolute bombshell. General Jim Mattis completely destroys Trump's Iran war strategy on live TV. He says hitting 15,000 targets means nothing without a real plan, and calls the demands for unconditional surrender and regime change absolute "delusional nonsense." pic.twitter.com/pLmfclGWno

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 24, 2026

Absolute chaos. The NYT reports total confusion in the White House. Trump is desperately begging for a way out of the war to save the markets. Now Türkiye, Egypt, and Pakistan are stepping in to mediate because Trump's disastrous war is threatening the entire global economy. pic.twitter.com/usFRm3b7RN

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 24, 2026

From @politico: “Several people close to the White House said they were baffled by the president’s remarks.” https://t.co/6mkLjKdjVx

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) March 24, 2026

Nothing to see here. No cause for alarm.

Absolute chaos. The NYT reports total confusion in the White House. Trump is desperately begging for a way out of the war to save the markets. Now Türkiye, Egypt, and Pakistan are stepping in to mediate because Trump's disastrous war is threatening the entire global economy. pic.twitter.com/usFRm3b7RN

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 24, 2026

Relax. He got a gift, and everything.

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hourshttps://t.co/IBdGhvQ2jd

— The Shovel (@TheShovel) March 24, 2026

Nehls: We haven’t won in Iran yet…

PabloReports: You don’t normally disagree with the president. He said that we won.

Nehls: Maybe it’s being taken out of context. We’ve won because they’ve lost, but we need to continue to keep winning and them to keep losing. That’s what he… pic.twitter.com/5kroOSesNy

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 25, 2026

He’s not even running for reelection.

Trump: "The Iranian negotiators are very different and 'strange.' They are 'begging' us to make a deal, which they should be doing since they have been militarily obliterated, with zero chance of a comeback, and yet they publicly state that they are only 'looking at our… pic.twitter.com/lE50RRQSL5

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 26, 2026

Trump: "The Iranian negotiators are very different and 'strange.' They are 'begging' us to make a deal, which they should be doing since they have been militarily obliterated, with zero chance of a comeback, and yet they publicly state that they are only 'looking at our proposal.' WRONG!!! They better get serious soon, before it is too late, because once that happens, there is NO TURNING BACK, and it won’t be pretty! President DJT"

While Trump is just running his mouth.

The White House knows invading Kharg Island would be a shitshow. 1000 Marines is not an invasion force . They would be cannon fodder. We are running low on munitions, and it hasn’t been a month, and all we’re using is missiles and bombs.

According to the Washington Post, citing three people with knowledge on the matter, the Pentagon is considering diverting military aid for Ukraine to the Middle East, amidst the munitions intensive conflict with Iran. The munitions would included interceptor missiles bound for… pic.twitter.com/F23CUyjlll

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) March 26, 2026

According to the Washington Post, citing three people with knowledge on the matter, the Pentagon is considering diverting military aid for Ukraine to the Middle East, amidst the munitions intensive conflict with Iran. The munitions would included interceptor missiles bound for Ukraine through a NATO program where countries supplied military aid to Ukraine by buying U.S. weapons for them. No decision has been made yet on the matter. This comes less than 24 hours after Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky thanked the U.S. for continuing to supply military aid to Ukraine despite the ongoing conflict in the Middle East.

As ridiculously expensive as the weapons used so far are,  they are still cheaper and easier to deploy than human beings, who need logistical support. Missiles just need replacements. Remember the months GHWB spent preparing a ground invasion to drive Iraq out of Kuwait? Trump has done none of that, and yet he’s going to send in troops on a, what? Frustrated whim? To save face?  While the GOP Congress debates whether or not this is an actual “war.”