https://t.co/cGuUxISFal pic.twitter.com/vcB5xEKTTj
— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom) March 31, 2026
This man is just glad Iran can’t nuke us.Florida resident: I struggle every day. And I'm taking care of my mom who's being denied simple things like breathing meds. I don't eat this week because I have to take mom to the doctor tomorrow.
— FactPost (@factpostnews) March 31, 2026
Q: If you could pick one word to describe the economy, what would it be?
Florida… pic.twitter.com/Gju2FJVNP8
Um…(stares in Wong Kim Ark). Meanwhile:Marco Rubio: “Just because you’re born on U.S. soil doesn’t make you a citizen. Your parents must be U.S. citizens.”
— Captain Obvious™️ (@TheFungi669) March 31, 2026
Grok: “Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971. His parents became citizens in 1975. Rubio is a beneficiary of birthright citizenship.”
Trump noted that people and companies, many from China, have profited off the birth tourism industry by bringing people into the U.S. with the intent of giving birth, so their children could be granted American citizenship, and therefore reap its benefits.The citizen from Florida above ð wants to know what these valuable benefits are and why he can’t have some.
Because “library” is a word that has no meaning to him. He’s going to be very disappointed when all he gets is a plot of grass where people come to urinate on a small statue of him.Trump says his presidential library in Miami will be a hotel pic.twitter.com/rujbiKGdnw
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 31, 2026
A box of documents marked classified would’ve been a nice touch. pic.twitter.com/lJ5CdyoCvo
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 30, 2026
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