Going In Circles

The S&P 500 officially posts its lowest close in 232 days, erasing another -$1 trillion of market cap today.

This brings total S&P 500 losses since Trump's war with Iran began to -$4.8 trillion. SO MUCH WINNING! pic.twitter.com/tbzpK9uJ2Q

— Molly Ploofkins (@Mollyploofkins) March 27, 2026

If this were true he’d be there with a hard hat and a little shovel 🪏 🤥 https://t.co/nmVL0NBtK7

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) March 27, 2026

Identify three.

TRUMP TO 🧑‍🌾 FARMERS: “I just gave you $12 BILLION — you make enough money it doesn’t matter to you, right?”

Reminder: His trade war crushing farmers is why the bailout was even necessary. pic.twitter.com/CcdueIHRzI

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) March 27, 2026

It’s the picture….

TIM POOL: “More and more rumors were going boots on the ground. If that happens Trump is cooked — in terms of his support, and then what happens in the midterms.” pic.twitter.com/vkI8WgSEJi

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) March 27, 2026

Shit? Or go blind? Trump’s options.

Trump: "They have to open up the Strait of Trump-- I mean, Hormuz. Excuse me. Such a terrible mistake. The fake news will say, 'He accidentally said--' No. There's no accidents from me." pic.twitter.com/3dTavHHuGM

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 27, 2026

Not the flex he thinks it is.

My comments in this @Reuters exclusive: Even after weeks of strikes, Iran continues launching from sites that have been heavily targeted. That suggests U.S. assessments may be overstating degradation. pic.twitter.com/Vj0YpX9G76

— Nicole Grajewski (@NicoleGrajewski) March 27, 2026

Wait! You mean the body count is a lie?

So when Trump says Iran is decimated, and he means “totally destroyed” (which is not what the word means), he’s “overstating” the situation? Huh. Next thing, you gonna tell me, he’s not trustworthy.

Trump: "You know, when I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. You gotta understand, I don't care. Norway has lost so credible. I stopped 8 wars. Stopping wars -- I think I do it the best. President Putin called me, he said, 'I can't believe you stopped this one!'" pic.twitter.com/7SKGNzVQbY

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 27, 2026

Huh.

Trump describes negative media coverage of him by the New York Times as "almost treasonous" pic.twitter.com/sR177mktOX

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 27, 2026

He doesn’t know what that word means, either.

Trump on Iran: "They have a nuclear weapon, or they want to have one. They were very close. They were two weeks away. I call it the luclear dust." pic.twitter.com/ClYwXRYyNN

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 27, 2026

Nobody else knows what that word means.

Trump: "I thought we would see a bigger drop in stock. Hasn't been that bad. It's sort of crazy. I hit 50,000 on the Dow." pic.twitter.com/EAKI6xXncq

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 27, 2026

And with that, we end where we began.