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According to a readout on the Iranian Foreign Minister’s Telegram channel, detailing a conversation with his Chinese counterpart, vessels from the U.S., Israel, and all nations involved in strikes on Iran will not be allowed to transit the Strait of Hormuz. All other vessels are… pic.twitter.com/uZv4tbOqf4

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) March 24, 2026

According to a readout on the Iranian Foreign Minister’s Telegram channel, detailing a conversation with his Chinese counterpart, vessels from the U.S., Israel, and all nations involved in strikes on Iran will not be allowed to transit the Strait of Hormuz. All other vessels are reportedly allowed through the Strait of Hormuz, providing they coordinate traffic with Iranian authorities. This is in line with past few transits seen through the strait in the past weeks.

But! Trump’s shiny object!

Interior Secretary Doug Burgum declined Tuesday to provide details on the “gift” that President Donald Trump says Iran provided related to oil and gas and Straight of Hormuz.

— Jarrett Renshaw (@JarrettRenshaw) March 24, 2026

During the 2024 campaign Trump said he had a secret plan to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours but he couldn’t tell anyone what it was.

Now he has a secret plan to end his Iran War by Friday but nobody, including his own staff, seems to know what it is. I’m sure it’s legit tho.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 25, 2026

Nixon had a “secret plan” to end the war in Vietnam. 

That was in ‘68.

The war is over! Iran sent a lovely gift!

That's why Trump is sending the 82nd Airborne. pic.twitter.com/bVrR4yaTyD

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) March 25, 2026

The key is knowing the 82nd Airborne was going in before Trump announced his shiny gift. Incoherence is the rule of the day.

Meanwhile, in Trump’s backyard:

Just a HUGE night in Florida politics with Democrats winning previously 'safe' Republican seats in two critical special elections.

Congratulations to Sen. Elect Brian Nathan and Rep. Elect Emily Gregory!

November's coming! Be a part of this!https://t.co/BiwhksDfkd

— David Jolly (@davidjollyfl) March 25, 2026

NEW -- Trump tweeted his endorsement for the Republican running for the statehouse seat representing his Mar-a-Lago home IN ALL CAPITALS yesterday.

Dems won it today anyway.https://t.co/LqwVbG9Gqa

— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) March 25, 2026

#ETTD rolling hard tonight. https://t.co/ummBaPLbh2

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) March 25, 2026

I’m beginning to believe Democrats could win some state seats in Texas.

Speaking of shiny objects:
 

Breaking WaPo:

A top deputy to U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro acknowledged in a closed-door hearing this month that the Justice Department did not have evidence of wrongdoing in its criminal investigation of the Federal Reserve over the cost of its building renovations, according…

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 24, 2026

What’s the point of a Justice Department if you can’t get justice as you see fit?