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 A) Your lawyer didn’t ask for a jury.

B) That’s okay, reporters from the NYT didn’t understand the evidence, either.

C). Everybody and his dog knows what the decision will be. The only questions left are: how much?, and who pays what?

D) Closing arguments are not the place for witnesses or evidence. Did you notice your lawyers didn’t present either, either?

E) Name two. Bring them up on appeal. Oh, wait, you already lost the liability portion of that.

F) The gag order comes off January 31 (most likely), when the case ends.

G) Yes, the judge did rule against you before trial. It’s called “summary judgement.” And you lost that on appeal already. Get your lawyers to explain it to you. And the judge knew a great deal about the case. That’s why his ruling was upheld by the Appellate Division. Again, talk to Alina. Unless you just hired her for her looks.

H) The public isn’t even aware of this case. If NYT reporters are learning basic facts about the case from closing arguments and not the past six weeks of trial, believe me: John Q. Public is clueless and unconcerned.

I)  This trial is over. Didn’t you get the memo?

(And without a picture, I doubt James had a coffee cup in the courtroom)