This Is How You Make “Fetch” Happen

Trump declares anyone who uses the term "Artificial Intelligence" instead of "Super Intelligence" is "THE ENEMY!" of the White House https://t.co/vvCAzd7TVv

— FactPost (@factpostnews) October 8, 2026

Elon Musk is awarded the National Medal of Science https://t.co/qaeNt7GsU9

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 8, 2026

For blowing up more rockets than NASA ever did? For proving AI can be Nazi, too? For proving P.T. Barnum right again? For his contributions to eugenics?

incredible

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) October 8, 2026

Clearly the real definition of “socialism.”

the QAnon promotion is no longer subtle https://t.co/HEQwDc86pT

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 8, 2026

"Do you guys just put the word 'quantum' in front of everything?"—Scott Lang, “Ant-Man and the Wasp”

The Trump Administration has gone from texting war plans on Signal with journalists copied to just posting them on social media.

— George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 (@gtconway3d) October 8, 2026

Alternatively:

Hours later, Trump posts that the US has just had “productive talks” with Iran and announced the US will not attack Iran before the midterms. https://t.co/S88c2bP0vL

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 8, 2026

Testosterone is a helluva drug.

Hegseth on Nidal Hasan: "He's gonna get a firing squad of soldiers. As it should be. We'll make sure that people are able to watch it. That it's public. Because people need to understand that there's serious consequences for these types of things." https://t.co/Aaw2wDjpgi

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 8, 2026

The U.S. re-joins an exclusive club https://t.co/UHgowqYExp

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) October 8, 2026

Funny thing. Three of the four are Muslim countries. I thought that was some kind of problem in America; at least among MAGA.

Wikipedia:

Hasan is incarcerated at the United States Disciplinary Barracks at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, awaiting execution by firing squad, which was approved by President Trump in October 2026. That same month, the acting Secretary of the Army set Hasan’s execution to be carried out at Fort Hood on December 3, 2026 at 1 p.m. CST. If Hasan's execution is carried out, he would be the first member of the US Armed Forces to be executed since John A. Bennett was hanged for rape and attempted murder in 1961.

December 3 is a Wednesday, but I’m sure we can get TeeVees in all of America’s classrooms so our children can learn this important lesson.