Friday, January 24, 2025

And Another One Telling The Tides When To Come In

“And another one ordering the sun to rise earlier every day, and set later, until June 20th, when it can begin to sleep later and earlier. Until December 21, when it has to start getting back to work.

“And another one ordering Denmark to sell Greenland to us for $24 in beads.

“And another one ordering all bird migration to cease, because bird flu is a foreign plot to pollute our precious American essence.

“And an EO declaring every Wednesday “Praise Trump Day” when everyone must spend an hour praising me.

“And an EO directing all the world to do as I say, when I say ‘Simon says.’ Which I can do at any time.”

(I’m imagining all the think pieces about whether Trump can tell California to “release the water,” and how it’s possible that he could, or why he can’t, and whether the Supreme Court would back him, and how this affects the mid-terms and Trump’s popularity ratings. And what the WSJ editorial board will say. 😵‍💫)

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