Friday, January 24, 2025

If Biden Had Said This

Let’s just peel this artichoke all the way to the heart

Trump: I was talking to people from Austria, people from Finland and people who live in forests.

Who? When? From which country? Wildly different climates and landscapes.  AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FORESTS OF LOS ANGELES? IN PACIFIC PALISADES?

One of the gentlemen, one of the great leaders of Austria says we don't have forest fires, we have trees that are more flammable than in California but they literally rake their forests, if it trickles down they take it down.

A: BULLSHIT! Wildly different climates! 

“If it trickles down they take it down”? Whisky Tango Foxtrot!?!

They say you have 18 months and after that it is a matchstick.

18 months? Of what? What is reduced to a matchstick in 18 months, and by what force? The force that makes it (whatever “it” is) trickle-down? And we still don’t know what trickles down.

Does the MSM just imagine this is how “ordinary people” talk? Is that why they don’t say anything?

I know some environmental groups like the trees to melt into the ground but when they do they become an inferno.

Does he think there are trees made of wax somewhere in America? In California, maybe? Now I wonder if he thinks birds really aren’t real.

You have to change your ways.

Can we just exchange you? This one’s brain is broken. Take it back and give us one with at least a working brain.

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