Bonfire Of The Vanities

Donald Trump wore a baseball cap through a dignified transfer at Dover.

Of course he did.

(Doug Mills photo) pic.twitter.com/uvs8djTkm3

— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) March 7, 2026

This fool has ABSOLUTELY no sense of dignity or appreciation for the moment. It is called the Dignified Transfer for a reason. Take your damn hat off!! pic.twitter.com/O0R5BOyHQU

— Michael Steele (@MichaelSteele) March 7, 2026

He can’t. He can’t risk his combover flapping in the wind like a rabid bat.

pic.twitter.com/ZC4d95ok8t

— Murphy Knox (@MurphyKnoxx) March 7, 2026