Monday, March 02, 2026

But We Couldn’t Tell Congress, Because…

... we don’t have to.
Here's my take on #Doltskreig, the stupid and illegal war that Donald Trump has launched in the Middle East.

It makes no sense.

Is the idea to re-obliterate a nuclear program Trump claims he already obliterated?

Does he really expect the Iranian Revolutionary Guard and the remaining mullahs to surrender their AK-47s to nobody in particular on the streets of Tehran?

Which is it: (a) is @realDonaldTrump really that stupid? (b) does he really think *we're* that stupid? (c) is this really just an attempt to distract from the Epstein (at least that would kinda make sense)?

Or (d) all of the above?
Regular readers know the correct answer is: “Yes.” And in the annals of "completely lacking self-awareness.”
Trump: "The White House Correspondents Association has asked me, very nicely, to be the Honoree at this year’s Dinner, a long and storied tradition since it began in 1924, under then President Calvin Coolidge. In honor of our Nation’s 250th Birthday, and the fact that these 'Correspondents' now admit that I am truly one of the Greatest Presidents in the History of our Country, the G.O.A.T., according to many, it will be my Honor to accept their invitation, and work to make it the GREATEST, HOTTEST, and MOST SPECTACULAR DINNER, OF ANY KIND, EVER! Because the Press was extraordinarily bad to me, FAKE NEWS ALL, right from the beginning of my First Term, I boycotted the event, and never went as Honoree. However, I look forward to being with everyone this year. Hopefully, it will be something very Special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
I hope they cook the motherfucker until he’s crispy, and either strokes out, or stalks out. I am perfectly serious.
Trump: "The Radical Left Democrats, a Party that has completely lost its way, are complaining bitterly about the very necessary and important attack, by the United States and Israel, on Iran. What most people understand is that they are only complaining BECAUSE I DID IT and, if I didn’t do it, they would be screaming — Why didn’t 'TRUMP' attack Iran, he should do it, IMMEDIATELY? There’s nothing surprising about this! It’s the same people that the other night at The State of the Union Address wouldn’t stand for ANYBODY, including a mother who lost her beautiful daughter to an illegal alien, a Great and Brave Helicopter Pilot, who got the Congressional Medal of Honor, or a 100-year-old Veteran Warrior whose Bravery is Legend! The fact is, whatever I do, they will be on the opposite side. These people are SICK, CRAZY, and DEMENTED, but America, despite them all, is now BIGGER, BETTER, AND STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
This, all of this, is perfectly normal and unremarkable. Hilarious unless you’re an actual human being; in that case, Mullin is just ghoulish.
Trump: "If I didn’t terminate Obama’s horrendous Iran Nuclear Deal (JCPOA), Iran would have had a Nuclear Weapon three years ago. That was the most dangerous transaction we have ever entered into, and had it been allowed to stand, the World would be an entirely different place right now. You can blame Barack Hussein Obama, and Sleepy Joe Biden. THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP!"
Where “different” means “better.” "Maybe they'll get lucky and get someone who knows what they're doing.” When do we get that lucky again? Uh, yeah. "Where have all the flowers gone?”

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”
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