The Golden Age Is Just Two Weeks Away!

“The economy will be fine unless you’re someone who buys things” https://t.co/XbLlzvAq0n

— Tina Smith (@SenTinaSmith) March 17, 2026

Or, you know, just have any skin in the game.

DUN DUN DUN -- Fox Business copes with more bad inflation data

"Thesssseeee numbers are much hotter than expected, guys ... this is not good" pic.twitter.com/mrbgJNtBpD

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 18, 2026

CNBC on new bad inflation data: "It's almost the worst of all worlds. I guess stagflation would come close to describing the situation." pic.twitter.com/aP3Ew8CiLM

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 18, 2026

There should be a word or phrase for Maria Bartiromo’s reactions to bad Trump economic data

Bartiruhoh!
West Side Worry
Money Honey Stunney https://t.co/nNsm1ZNeqf pic.twitter.com/5c7OgDx9G5

— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) March 18, 2026

❌ bring inflation down
❌ no new wars
❌ release the Epstein files
❌ drain the swamp
❌ lower grocery prices
❌ lower utility bills
❌ lower healthcare costs
✅ double his net worth by accepting bribes, running crypto scams, and extorting corporations

Do you get it yet? https://t.co/FM3Lzr0vLV

— Melanie D'Arrigo (@DarrigoMelanie) March 18, 2026

Well, now this makes sense:

Trump: "When is 'Too Late' Powell lowering INTEREST RATES? President DJT" pic.twitter.com/TvdekiCQNs

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 18, 2026