YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG! 😑

Sen. Dave McCormick: "You have to have ID to have a child" pic.twitter.com/OW1iayb9dL

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 17, 2026

AT WHAT POINT? AND WHY?

Nichols: Every single day, Trump vacillates between, we don't need you and you’re stupid and weak and how come you stupid, weak people that we don't need aren't showing up and putting your sons and daughters on the line and putting them in harm's way?

He's not capable of… pic.twitter.com/niLFTWl0I9

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 17, 2026

Nichols: Every single day, Trump vacillates between, we don't need you and you’re stupid and weak and how come you stupid, weak people that we don't need aren't showing up and putting your sons and daughters on the line and putting them in harm's way?

He's not capable of grasping the paradox in that, because the whole world is about Donald Trump and everyone else is just a prop or a bit player.

SO SAY WE ALL!

JUST IN: Trump doesn't get a single vote at 11th Cir for en banc rehearing of ruling rejecting his libel suit v. CNN over branding his rhetoric as the "big lie." Doc: https://t.co/oQQo11WhT3 Here's a recent rundown on Trump's legal war against press: https://t.co/gYONtcllhM

— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) March 17, 2026

"[N]o judge in regular active service on the Court [...] requested that the Court be polled on rehearing en banc." https://t.co/BWCnqEnSNx

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) March 17, 2026

MELTDOWN AT MIDNIGHT! BE THERE! WILL BE WILD!!

Joe Kent resigning and immediately pivoting to blaming Israel for everything is as predictable as it is unserious.

Scapegoating Israel isn’t just a tired antisemitic trope – it’s anti-American.

This is a guy with ties to white supremacists and has “PANZER” tattooed on his arm,… https://t.co/qbZRqf0s0c

— Rep Josh Gottheimer (@RepJoshG) March 17, 2026

JOE KENT IS UNDOUBTEDLY AN ANTI-SEMITE. IT WOULD BE THE LEAST OF HIS SINS! STILL:

One diplomat with knowledge of the talks said: “We regarded Witkoff and Kushner as Israeli assets that dragged a president into a war he wants to get out of.” https://t.co/DpRFvksGx9

— Mark Seddon (@MarkSeddon1962) March 17, 2026

DOESN'T MEAN IT TOOK A TEAM OF HORSES! AND TRUMP WANTS OUT BECAUSE HE'S TIRED OF THIS NEW TOY, AND NOBODY WANTS TO COME TO HIS PARTY!

NEWS: Six months before the Trump admin began bombing Iran, the Department of State fired its oil and gas experts.

State’s energy division got completely DOGE’d. And with it went the people who knew how to plan for a global energy crisis. https://t.co/EuJBfxXwy6

— Anna Kramer (@anna_c_kramer) March 17, 2026

TRUMP PREDICTED THIS!

"I don't know where Joe Kent is getting his information" among the funniest things you can say about a top counterterrorism official https://t.co/79feZK0H4q

— Andrew Egger (@EggerDC) March 17, 2026

JOE KENT IS WHY WE HAD TO ATTACK IRAN!

Wishing you luck this St. Patty’s Day — you’re going to need it! 🍀🍀🍀 pic.twitter.com/FzsH1EmKLw

— Governor Newsom Press Office (@GovPressOffice) March 17, 2026

AFFORDABILITY IS STILL A HOAX!!!! 

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