They haven’t figured it out in over 200 years.MAGA is gonna have a rude wake up call in Trump’s next administration that it’s not DEI, Black folks, or trans people who are keeping them poor, it’s the billionaires they’re cheering on and inviting to pick their pockets.
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 17, 2025
Adventus
"I would like to say 'This book is written to the glory of God', but nowadays this would be the trick of a cheat, i.e., it would not be correctly understood."--Ludwig Wittgenstein
"OH JESUS OH WHAT THE FUCK OH WHAT IS THIS H.P. LOVECRAFT SHIT OH THERE IS NO GOD I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS—Popehat
Thursday, January 16, 2025
Same As It Ever Was
๐, Man
"We do believe we that have lost the ship during its ascent phase."
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 16, 2025
Yikes.
Elon Musk isn't having a good day with his new Starship launch.
More taxpayer dollars down the drain from the head of DOGE. pic.twitter.com/xJZwD00P1T
SpaceX: Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly during its ascent burn.
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 16, 2025
Everyone else: It blew up. pic.twitter.com/OdH3HPGzek
Flights are being diverted from Turks and Caicos thanks to Starship blowing up.
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 16, 2025
Bravo, Elon Musk.
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I’m sure people in the debris field are entertained.Read: I failed but at least it's pretty when your taxpayer dollars blow up.
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 16, 2025
๐ pic.twitter.com/jdsCuH9rZv
NASA rockets stopped blowing up at launch in the early’60’s*. Mark Cuban calls Elmo the entrepreneur of the century. I still don’t understand why. His rockets blow up; his cars blow up, his Cybertruck is dragging down Tesla, his Boring Company is building a “hyperloop” in Vegas that’s been reduced from pods to Teslas shuttling people underground. Which won’t solve anybody’s traffic problems.Foreshadowing what's to come with Elon Musk running the country. pic.twitter.com/Y3clQcXLnp
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 17, 2025
I've been so blind:The guy who’s about to tell the government how to run efficiently has both rockets and cars that blow up.
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 17, 2025
SMH.
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I BET DEI DID THISThe answer was staring me in the face.
Woke rocket science did thisAlso probably true.
The Special Ambassador To Hollywood, Ladies And Gentlemen!
And they commissioned the fires…because? And are the people who commissioned this in the room with you? Did they touch you? Can you show me on the doll where the people commissioned the fires? ๐ฅGibson: I can make all kinds of horrible theories up in my head… But, it just seemed a little convenient that there was no water… and that the wind conditions were right and that there were people ready and willing and able to sstart fires and are they commissioned to do so.. pic.twitter.com/1x2iZUBdub
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 11, 2025
The Mouth That Roared ๐
Do you think that there is a — I mean I know that he's been, apparently his dad pardoned him for all of this. But what should happen next from DOJ, when it comes to some of these, some of the heinous acts of the Bidens?" asked Johnson, putting up images and articles about Hunter Biden's scandals.
"I mean, the sky's the limit," said Comer. "The pardon goes back to 2014. And that — the reason the pardon goes back to 2014 is, that's when we requested the bank records."
As far as future investigations go, he continued, "You've been pardoned from 2014 to today. Well, let's look at 2013, 2012. We know he did stuff then... just didn't have bank records. We could get that if we want to set an example."
Two things:
1) Statute of limitations (precisely why we have it).
2) You know Biden is still President, right? He can just pardon Hunter back to the moment of birth, now. I mean, because you had to shoot your mouth off.
Or are you just trying to sell your book?
Hooray For…What The Hell?
A) Has Trump confused Hollywood with Vatican City?Trump announces that Jon Voight, Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone will be his Ambassadors to Hollywood. pic.twitter.com/7ptMbPNSUe
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 16, 2025
I Pity The Poor Tech Bro
I blame Elmo. And Ramaswamy. And Bankman Fried. The Pharma Bro. Zuckerberg (just for being feckless). To name a few.
Honestly, except for Bill Gates, what Tech Bro ever acted like he’d even heard of Carnegie’s Gospel of Wealth, much less read it? Bezo’s ex-wife is the only other tech-adjacent billionaire I know giving her money away, and she’s been excoriated for that.
Meanwhile her ex-husband, when he wasn’t spending money on rockets and space flight to keep up with Elmo and Richard Branson, or wrecking one of America’s great newspapers, built a clock buried in the mountains of the Trans-Pecos region of Texas. Mostly just because he could. A clock on private property, that will tick once a year and chime once in… a thousand years? Where nobody will hear it or see it. The subject was philanthropy. I have no idea what a Long Clock or rockets have to do with philanthropy.
Carnegie built public libraries around the country, and established a charitable foundation. Elmo mostly seems intent on repopulating the earth with white children, single-handedly. I don’t see the similarities.
I also had no idea tech bros were such whiny cry babies. Or wait…maybe I did.
Wednesday, January 15, 2025
Question Time
Something he can tell people he did something about, without doing it.Desantis says when he was golfing with Trump yesterday, Trump told him: “I know inflation was a big deal, but the number one issue why I got elected was immigration and the border issue.” pic.twitter.com/HDkSb43w2F
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 15, 2025
Making Amends
One Constitutional Amendment: section 1: term limit for Supreme Court Justices; section 2: no presidential immunity. Period.In his farewell address, Biden calls for:
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 16, 2025
An end to dark money
18 year term limit on Supreme Court Justices and ethics reform
A ban on stock trading in Congress
Amending the Constitution to say no president is immune from crimes committed in office pic.twitter.com/qXJ6k364iY
I.e., the same criticism leveled at Roe v Wade.But the conservative “strict constructionists” on SCOTUS found presidential immunity in the Constitution. It’s right there in Article … No, not in any Articles. It’s in Amendment … No, not in any Amendment. It’s almost like they did what they always accused the libs of doing. https://t.co/Mn0dbnVF8S
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 16, 2025
The subtlety of a rapier.Biden: It's been the highest honor of my life to lead you as commander in chief. And of course, to Kamala.. historic vice president. She and Doug have become like family. And to me, family is everything. pic.twitter.com/n5ShRRKdez
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 16, 2025
We Will Not Soon See Its Like Again
President Joe Biden made it clear Wednesday that his team was taking credit for the ceasefire deal announced between Israel and Hamas. https://t.co/ZLB2wvbM9d
— Raw Story (@RawStory) January 15, 2025
Biden smiled and answered, "Well, you know, this is the exact framework of the deal I proposed back in May. Exact. And we got the world to endorse it. Secondly, it's America's support for Israel that help them badly weaken Hamas and its backers and create the conditions for this deal. And thirdly, I knew this deal would have to be implemented by the next team, so i told my team to coordinate closely with the incoming team to make sure we're all speaking with the same voice, because that's what American presidents do."Presidents worth a shit, anyway:
"This EPIC ceasefire agreement could have only happened as a result of our Historic Victory in November, as it signaled to the entire World that my Administration would seek Peace and negotiate deals to ensure the safety of all Americans, and our Allies," Trump posted on Truth Social. "I am thrilled American and Israeli hostages will be returning home to be reunited with their families and loved ones."Honestly, reporters are dumb as shit:
As Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris and Secretary of State Antony Blinken turned to leave the podium, another reporter shouted, "Who gets credit for this, Mr. President? You or Trump?" "Is that a joke?" Biden responded before leaving.
Commentary on MSNBC pointed out it remains to be seen if the hostage swap will happen, based on the history of such announcements and ceasefire attempts.
I hope it works. I’m sure if it doesn’t, Trump will blame Biden.
The devil is in the details:Reporter: Do Donald Trump and his team deserve any credit for this?
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 15, 2025
KJP: What I can say is that the president got it done.. We were able to coordinate with the Trump transition team but this was a framework the president put out pic.twitter.com/9ip7ynUuVd
And suddenly I am less sanguine about its success:Biden: The elements of this deal are what I laid out in detail this May, Phase one will last six weeks. It includes a full and complete cease fire, the withdrawal of Israeli forces from all the populated areas of Gaza, and and the release of a number of hostages held by Hamas pic.twitter.com/4v9dkSevzV
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 15, 2025
Biden: This this is the ceasefire agreement I introduced last spring. Today, Hamas and Israel have agreed to that ceasefire agreement.. the road to this deal has not been easy. pic.twitter.com/e6a9Gr3Tbz
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 15, 2025
And there it is. The point of failure, and the point of refusal to accept responsibility for that failure.Biden: I'd also note this deal was developed and negotiated under my administration, but its terms will be implemented for the most part by the next administration. pic.twitter.com/PCEfoD0Va0
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 15, 2025
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AG Nominee Pam Bondi declines to confirm that she won't countenance White House interference in criminal investigations.
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/live-blog/pam-bondi-up-for-grilling?entry=1509980Which would be upsetting, except Bill Barr did allow the White House to interfere in criminal investigations.
There was a lot Pam Bondi said in her hearing today which make it clear she's WILDLY unsuited to be AG -- tho she's sure to be confirmed.
The worst, tho, is she believes AND MAKES LEGAL JUDGEMENTS (abt the cases v Trump, abt looting in LA) based on what she sees on TV.Barr wasn’t any better:
In response to Adam Schiff's Q if there's reason to investigate Jack Smith, Bondi says, "what I've seen on TV is horrible."
Pickling in bullshit Fox News propaganda is the most charitable explanation for Bill Barr's false beliefs about Mueller investigation.He was just better at hiding it.
Saving Rudy (?)
So, we already knew that happened. On Friday, this is scheduled to happen:Donald Trump on Sunday posted two words, and top MAGA personalities picked up the baton. https://t.co/eSHcRRxPmW
— Raw Story (@RawStory) January 15, 2025
1/ In 2 days (1/16), Judge Liman will hold a bench trial on 2 Rudy Giuliani issues:
1. Did Giuliani effectively make his Florida condo his primary residence before 8/5/24, which would allow him to shield it under Florida's Homestead exception?
2. Did Giuliani gift his World Series Rings to Andrew?What’s the over/under on those tweets having any effect on the court at all?
What Does This Have To Do With The Price Of Groceries?
Writing on his Truth Social platform, the president-elect declared that the purported reign of terror Americans have suffered from having clean energy produced by windmills would soon come to a close.
"Windmills are an economic and environmental disaster," Trump declared without citing any evidence to back up this claim. "I don’t want even one built during my Administration. The thousands of dead and broken ones should be ripped down ASAP. Most expensive energy, only work with massive government subsidies, which we will no longer pay!"
According to statistics provided by the U.S. Energy Information Administration, wind power is currently the third-largest source of renewable energy in the United States, following biofuels and wood. Additionally, multiple studies have found that onshore wind projects are less expensive renewable energy sources than solar wind projects as measured by cost per kilowatt hour.
Texas has some of the largest wind farms in the country. I don’t think Panhandle ranchers want to lose that lease income. ๐ค
Pretty sure Congress is going to maintain those “massive subsidies,” too.
I’m Old Enough To Remember When…
Trump was going to:
-Buy Greenland
-Invade Panama
-Annex Canada
And the J6 report was not coming out fast enough.
Oh, and all these things were setting the world on fire and bringing an end to civilization as we know it.
And now people are surprised that Pete Hegseth and Pam Bondi are actually going to be confirmed. Having lived through John Mitchell and Bill Barr and Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney, all I can say is: incompetent evil is better than competent evil every time.
And stay away from the headlines; they’ll make you crazy.
๐ Silly me! I also forgot we’re going to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico! America Firstly! MAGAt! (I still favor the one proposed on local TV when viewers were asked to make suggestions: “Gulf of What Does This Have To Do With The Cost of Groceries?”)
I had no doubt that the Republicans would confirm anyone he appoints. That's how corrupt things are but as you've pointed out, they've been corrupt for a long time. Roberts and Alito were confirmed even as everyone in their hearings knew they were lying over and over again. Not to mention Thomas, Kavanaugh, Goresuch, etc. It's going to be a shit show.I’ve come to think of Thomas as the hole in the dyke that no one stuck their finger into.
Tuesday, January 14, 2025
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I guess this means we won’t have to do it for Trump, when the time comes.Flying flags half-staff for 30 days after the death of a former president was put in place by President Dwight Eisenhower 70 years ago in 1954 & has been done for every president since that time until this Monday when Mike Johnson will end that tradition at Donald Trump’s demand.
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 14, 2025
I ❤️ El “A”
In August, 2017, a category four hurricane stretching down almost the entire Texas Gulf Coast parked itself inland and dumped rain solidly for days. It flooded cities up and down the coast, scrubbing one almost entirely off the map. Trump didn’t say one word against Texas, a ruby red state.If you're relying on Donald Trump to help you in the wake of disasters, like the fires that are raging in Los Angeles, don't hold your breath, says a member of Trump's own family Saturday. https://t.co/jSWWQlLtEv
— Raw Story (@RawStory) January 14, 2025
The federal government is encouraging and subsidizing people to live in harm’s way,” he said. “I just went to Houston, I visited with some of the survivors, I mean, people whose homes have flooded three times in eight years.”
Hensarling did not mention the role of climate change in making hurricanes more intense and destructive, and instead placed the burden for dealing with the aftermath of hurricanes solely on individual homeowners.
“At some point, God is telling you to move,” he said. “If all we do is force federal taxpayers to build the same home in the same fashion in the same location and expect a different result, we all know that is the classic definition of insanity.”So we should have abandoned the city by now? All 4 million of us? ๐
The Greatest Deliberative Body In The World
Peters: You talk about standards, you talk about raising, or that we have a problem of standards in the DOD, and we have to raise standards for the men and women who serve.
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025
Do you think that the way to raise the minimum standards of the people who serve us is to lower the… pic.twitter.com/zSZFxG6RBt
(They sound like wimps to me.)Tuberville: Met with a couple of Navy seals. They just got back from crawling around in the mud and the muck overseas unknown places. They had go through a week of DEI training. Both are now out. They give it up. pic.twitter.com/wZ25pob8IH
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025
Uh....Mullin: The only reason why I'm here and not in prison is because my wife loved me pic.twitter.com/3QjdVlRqyW
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025
"Sen. Markwayne Mullin."Mullin: Give me a joke pic.twitter.com/4mi3Ruy5Vr
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025
Duckworth: Can you name one of the ones that the secretary of defense signs?
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025
Hegseth: NATO might be one of them
Duckworth: Status of forces agreement
Hegseth: I've been a part of teaching that
Duckworth: You don't remember to mention it. You're not qualified, Mr. Hegseth pic.twitter.com/Zp4thpUHVk
Meanwhile, in the other body...Duckworth: How many nations are in ASEAN?
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025
Hegseth: We have allies in South Korea, Japan, and Australia
Duckworth: None of those countries are in ASEAN pic.twitter.com/ZlbjthS4wQ
White person privilege.checking in on the Oversight Committee https://t.co/kSUnYuLLOF
— Nicholas Wu (@nicholaswu12) January 14, 2025
Is Congresswoman Crockett would have told Congresswoman Mace to “take it outside” we would have think pieces about her lack of decorum and how her conduct is beneath that of a member of Congress. https://t.co/JfMNJKYhOP
— Symone D. Sanders Townsend (@SymoneDSanders) January 14, 2025
Crockett: The fact that you just sat up there and somehow figured out how to tie trans folk to your argument makes no sense to me but let me tell you something.. Trans people ain’t going nowhere just like when the racists wanted to make sure that Black people somehow were going to be dismissed in this country, we ain’t left either pic.twitter.com/FojHvb86as
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025
You’re never too old for schoolyard taunts. ๐Greene: Let’s be really clear… You’re attacking Elon Musk because you’re really jealous pic.twitter.com/fs6nuilzDo
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025
Los Angeles didn’t run out of water.Marjorie Taylor Greene blames Los Angeles fires on no water in the fire hydrants and not cleaning up the forest floors pic.twitter.com/BZatcoKLCW
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025
At The Hegseth Hearing
Is DEI in the hearing room right now? Did DEI make this poster for you? Is DEI the reason your staff can’t spell? Or proofread?
I mean, aside from the fact that people in the military say you don’t know what you’re talking about;
“Who’s going to replace them? Men? And we’re having trouble recruiting men into the Army right now,” said Lory Manning, a retired Navy captain who works with the Service Women’s Action Network.
The military services have struggled for years to meet recruiting goals, facing stiff competition from companies that pay more and offer similar or better benefits. And a growing population of young people aren’t interested in joining or can’t meet the physical, academic and moral requirements.
Removing women from contention for jobs, said Manning, could force the services to lower standards to bring in more men who have not graduated high school, have criminal records or score too low on physical and mental tests.(Hegseth is an outspoken opponent of women in the military.) Perhaps you prefer numbers:
Women serving in special operations
Navy Special Warfare combat crew: 2
Air Force special operations: 3
Green Berets: Fewer than 10
Completed the Army Ranger course: More than 150
Total serving in Army Special Operations Command as special forces, civil affairs, psychological operations and helicopter pilots, including in the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment: 260 to 270
Artillery, infantry and armor units
Thousands of women have served or currently are in jobs that until 2015 were male-only.
Marines:
Officers in job categories previously restricted to men, including infantry, artillery and combat engineers: Nearly 192
Enlisted Marine in those jobs: 410 That number has steadily increased since 2018.
Army:
Serving in Army infantry, armor and artillery jobs: Nearly 4,800
Field artillery roles: More than 2,020
Infantry: More than 902
Armor: 864
The number of women in those jobs also has increased over the years.By the way:
Last year marked the first time in several years that the Army achieved its ambitious recruiting goals -- primarily due to an increase in female recruits, according to internal service data reviewed by Military.com.
Nearly 10,000 women signed up for active duty in 2024, an 18% jump from the previous year, while male recruitment increased by just 8%, the data shows. The hike comes as the service continues to struggle with recruiting men, who have traditionally filled the bulk of its ranks but have become more of a challenge to enlist in recent years.
The numbers mark the continuation of a trend reported in a Military.com investigation that found a yearslong Army recruiting slump was centered around men, while female recruiting numbers have remained relatively strong. They also point to young women as an increasingly vital recruiting pool, especially as young men are struggling to meet the Army's eligibility requirements.(The rest of that article is worth reading for the reporting on that last sentence.)
MAGA really means “Make America (Openly) Racist (And Stupid) Again!”
Just Sayin…
Yup.
We live in a society that is deliberately designed to allow more powerful people to abuse less powerful people w/ impunity. Always horrifying and enraging to learn of yet another abuser who’s used the power their talent and/or success has unlocked to avail themselves of the open invitation to abuse.In a truly Christian society that took the words of Jesus literally (hem-hem),m*, the first of all would be last of all and servant of all.
Because I Don’t Disagree…
But I am left wondering about all the attention this report is getting. Is it because it is new and noteworthy, for the moment? Or is it because the election has passed, and the discussions of this report today could have been held during the campaign (there’s nothing new here, little the J6 committee didn’t already reveal), but would have been criticized as “ELECTION INTERFERENCE!”?The Special Counsel’s 1/6 Report, made public last night, confirms the unavoidable facts of 1/6 yet again. DOJ’s exhaustive and independent investigation reached the same essential conclusions as the Select Committee. All this DOJ evidence must be preserved. But most important now, as the Senate considers confirming Trump’s Justice Department nominees: if those nominees cooperated with Trump’s deceit to overturn the 2020 election, they cannot now be entrusted with the responsibility to preserve the rule of law and protect our Republic. As our framers knew, our institutions only hold when those in office are not compromised by personal loyalty to a tyrant. So this question is now paramount for Republicans: Will you faithfully perform the duties the framers assigned to you and do what the Constitution requires? Or do you lack the courage?
— Liz Cheney (@Liz_Cheney) January 14, 2025
Elmo, Corrected
The largest wildfire in Texas history just happened eleven months ago and destroyed thirty times more area than the one in Los AngelesElmo is referring to East Texas, which is heavily forested. The region is classified as a humid, subtropical climate where the average rainfall is 60 inches per year. The average rainfall in Los Angeles is 12” per year.
Nothing New Under The Sun
"One of the things that he points out in many, many examples is how Trump knew that the election was not stolen in 2020, that there was not widespread fraud that could have delivered him a victory, and that he continued to lie to his supporters," she said.
She then pointed to a specific example that she said illustrated this point.
"In one point of this report, Smith goes into detail about how Trump was speaking to Mike Pence, the vice president," she recounted. "Pence called him directly minutes before Donald Trump went to the Ellipse and said, 'I do not think it is my power to overturn the result of this election in Congress.' And then Trump, still knowing he had that conversation with Pence, went before his supporters and told them, 'Let's rally, let's try and get Mike Pence to overturn the election.' The depth of the lies is quite significant."Absolutely nothing that wasn’t known FROM THE TELEVISED J6 HEARINGS. At least.
"Deranged Jack Smith was unable to successfully prosecute the Political Opponent of his 'boss,' Crooked Joe Biden, so he ends up writing yet another 'Report' based on information that the Unselect Committee of Political Hacks and Thugs ILLEGALLY DESTROYED AND DELETED, because it showed how totally innocent I was, and how completely guilty Nancy Pelosi, and others, were," Trump posted, repeating several falsehoods about the case.
"Jack is a lamebrain prosecutor who was unable to get his case tried before the Election, which I won in a landslide. THE VOTERS HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
The special counsel's report, issued after he dropped the case against Trump as the accused prepared to enter the White House, states that prosecutors believed they had enough evidence to obtain a conviction. Trump successfully appealed — and thus delayed — the case through the 2024 election, which the former president won over vice president Kamala Harris.
“To show you how desperate Deranged Jack Smith is, he released his Fake findings at 1:00 A.M. in the morning," Trump posted. "Did he say that the Unselect Committee illegally destroyed and deleted all of the evidence."
"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" Trump added, completing his middle-of-the-night tirade.
For Me, But Not For Thee
Still unclear about the concept:
In Nebraska, where 58 percent of voters broke for Trump, cattle ranchers are expressing hesitation over the plan due to the impact it would have on their workforce.
“Feeding, cleaning pens, walking pens, pulling sicks, processing, whatever it is,” Jerry Kuenning told Nebraska TV.
Kuenning said he supports many pieces of Trump's MAGA agenda, including enforcing immigration laws, but said the deportations are poised to wreak havoc on agriculture.
“I'm of the opinion we'll create a real void if they're sent home,” he told the station. “Addressing that they need to be legal but [the] problem is where's the line to go to be legal.”
Gov. Jim Pillen along with more than two other governors signed a letter promising to cooperate with the Trump administration and use state law enforcement and National Guard to enforce immigration laws.There’s an old joke I can’t repeat in the original, about competing football teams where “our black boys” are “gettin’ beat up by their n——-s.”
“That’s Where The Money Is”
Why the oligarchs are surrounding Trump. The same reason Willie Sutton robbed banks.Trump doesn’t care about MAGA activists anymore. He has discarded people his entire life the second they are no longer useful to him. Now it’s all about using the presidency to make as much money for himself & the oligarchs who now surround him. pic.twitter.com/422NyoqB2s
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 14, 2025
Is our MAGA learning? Sadly, no.Trump wants Comcast punished because Seth Myers told a joke about him. pic.twitter.com/1vsmJPaX5w
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 14, 2025
Monday, January 13, 2025
So It’s…Not For Sale?
What if Trump tells China he wants Elmo to buy it?China is saying that the reports of Elon Musk buying TikTok are "pure fiction."
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 14, 2025
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What It All Means ๐
Judge Cannon has just ruled that the January 6 volume of the Special Counsel's report *can* be released as early as tomorrow (when her injunction expires), but she is extending her bar on release of the Mar-a-Lago volume pending a hearing that she has scheduled for this Friday afternoon.What that means:
This may seem technical, but what Trump would need from #SCOTUS to prevent the January 6 volume of the Special Counsel report from coming out tomorrow *isn't* a "stay"; as of midnight (ET) tonight, there's nothing to "stay."
What he'd need is an *injunction,* which carries a much higher burden.That’s been mooted by Cannon’s latest order, but we need to walk through this step by step. And to explain that:
If this sounds familiar, it's because this is the *exact* procedural technicality at the heart of the TikTok case before #SCOTUS — an "administrative stay" isn't viable because there's no lower-court ruling to "stay," so the only way to prevent things from happening is an injunction pending appeal.Which leads him to conclude:
We're now in "Scenario 1" of the possibilities I laid out this morning:
https://www.stevevladeck.com/i/154621642/the-one-first-long-read-mar-a-lago-paloozaWhat he’s referring to:
Scenario 1: Cannon does not extend the injunction today. Here, the path to the Court would be for Nauta and De Oliveira to seek emergency relief from the justices—asking them to do what the Eleventh Circuit declined to do on Thursday. Such an ask would be a longshot, but it’s at least a procedurally viable path to getting this dispute before the justicesExcept, as I said, she did extend her injunction. As I’ll argue below, I think that shields the matter from the Supremes for now (because the 11th Circuit has to rule on this new order first). All of which means, I still have questions:
Last week, Nauta and De Oliveira filed two emergency motions to block the release of both volumes—one in the Eleventh Circuit (as part of the government’s appeal of Cannon’s dismissal) and one with Judge Cannon. They’re also seeking to block the volumes from being shared, even in camera, with the chairs and ranking members of the House and Senate judiciary committees. Even though Garland’s letter stipulates that he won’t publicly release the MAL volume so long as the case against Nauta and De Oliveira remains pending, the co-defendants (and Trump, who has filed as an amicus) have argued that both volumes should be blocked—because they are “inseverable.” DOJ, meanwhile, has represented to the Eleventh Circuit that the January 6 report “does not refer to either [of the co-defendants] or describe the evidence or charges against them.” Thus, the MAL defendants are trying to use the pendency of the case against them as an excuse to block release to the public or the relevant members of Congress not only of the MAL volume (which isn’t going anywhere), but also of the apparently unrelated January 6 volume. Last Tuesday, Judge Cannon granted Nauta’s and De Oliveira’s request to block the release of both volumes—while the Eleventh Circuit decided whether to block the release as part of the federal government’s appeal on the appointment issue. Cannon’s order, which came before the government had even had a chance to respond, enjoined any dissemination of both volumes outside the Department of Justice (including to the chairs and ranking members of the House and Senate judiciary committees) until “three days” (more on this in a moment) after the Eleventh Circuit ruled on the co-defendants’ similar pending request.
It’s not at all obvious that Cannon even had jurisdiction to provide that relief. It’s well-settled that a notice of appeal, especially after a final judgment, divests district courts of almost all of their jurisdiction over a dispute. None of the exceptions courts have recognized to this general rule (e.g., to stay or un-stay the ruling under appeal; to aid the appellate court’s consideration of the appeal; or to modify existing injunctions) seem to remotely encompass what Cannon did. In any event, at least initially, the stated justification for the district court’s intervention was solely to ensure that the Eleventh Circuit would have time to consider the matter. That’s now happened because…
On Thursday, the Eleventh Circuit denied Nauta’s and De Oliveira’s request to block release of the volumes. In the same order, it declined (correctly, in my view) the government’s invitation to provide additional relief against Cannon—because the government hadn’t yet appealed Cannon’s order. That ruling started the three-day clock on Cannon’s injunction.There’s an important point there I need to emphasize: in general, courts cannot do what they are not asked to do. The DOJ did not formally invoke the 11th Circuit’s authority to overrule Cannon last week when the court ruled, and after Cannon had ruled. The DOJ needed to notify Cannon of the appeal (which they did Friday). That appeal is now before the 11th Circuit.
Also on Friday, having lost in the Eleventh Circuit, Nauta and De Oliveira, rather than going to the Supreme Court, went back to Cannon and asked her to extend her Tuesday injunction—to prevent release of the report indefinitely, and to prevent it from being made available, even on an in camera basis, to anyone outside of the Department of Justice, including the chairs and ranking members of the House and Senate judiciary committees.
Overnight Friday/very early Saturday morning, the government asked the Eleventh Circuit to consolidate its new appeal (item #11) with its existing appeal of the dismissal of the whole prosecution (item #1)—so that the Special Counsel report dispute can be expeditiously and conclusively resolved by the same panel hearing the appeal in which it ostensibly matters.
On Saturday, Cannon ordered the government, in conjunction with Nauta’s and De Oliveira’s request to extend the injunction, to provide additional information about what, exactly, is in the January 6 volume—and how, if at all, it relates to the case against Nauta and De Oliveira. The government complied with that request yesterday, and appears to have filed sealed material supporting its response.
In other words, at least as of a little after 7:00 ET on Monday morning, (1) Cannon’s injunction is still in effect; (2) it is currently set to expire at midnight tonight; (3) Nauta’s and De Oliveira’s request to extend it remains pending before Judge Cannon; and (4) the government’s appeal of the injunction (in its current form) remains pending in the Eleventh Circuit. If your head is spinning, you’re not alone.Which brings the timeline back to where we started; and we’ll probably be here tomorrow:
Well after 7 p.m., and no filing at #SCOTUS from Trump or the other Mar-a-Lago defendants.
Looks like Volume I of the Special Counsel’s report (on the January 6 case) will be out in the world as soon as tomorrow.At this point, this is screwy as shit. Cannon doubled down on her error by backing away from the DC report but reimposing an injunction on the MAL report. It seems to me that actually prevents Trump or the defendants from seeking relief from the Supreme Court, if only because Cannon has so badly muddled the record. That may be strategic on her part. The Court may well decline such a confused record, preferring to let the lower courts clean it up. (For one thing, somebody has to appeal Cannon’s new order and get a ruling from the 11th Circuit that the Supremes can review. The Supremes, or five of them, could decide to grab the case now, but the record is such a mess they’d spend an inordinate amount of time trying to straighten it out. I think they have enough to do.)
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California really should have raked the houses in the Los Angeles area. Which I guess is the technical term for “bulldozed.”LaMalfa: President Trump asked him and others, what are you doing to clear the land in such a way that makes it less fire-prone, you know, to rake the forest floor, and people made fun of that word, rake, which is a technical term for some of the equipment used in forestry. pic.twitter.com/w5V51tDVnA
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2025
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I was just reviewing that topic:Update:
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 10, 2025
The suspect in the viral video who was brought into custody yesterday in connection with the Kenneth Fire was not charged with arson or suspected arson because there was "not enough probable cause" after their major crimes investigation.
The man was arrested on a felony… pic.twitter.com/hwxWBJNLCd
"Look, throwing troops at a fire is not necessarily the answer," [Erik] Prince argued. "It appears that a lot of these additional fires are actually set by arson, and there's been a number of citizens who have apprehended some very shady-looking people setting additional fires."
"So again, a lack of law and order, a lack of consequence for people committing crimes," he continued. "I would say if the mayor put out arsons will be shot on sight you might get a different string of behavior. ... It's like the left cannot ever embrace a law-and-order mentality."
Bannon noted Prince's remarks were "blowing up in the chat."
"EriK Prince: shoot arsonists on sight," Bannon repeated. "I understand that's in the — that's in the War Room rough Roman justice. But didn't even the Romans give him a drumhead trial first, sir?"
"There's been 10 bodies found already," Prince replied. "There's going to be hundreds more. Clearly, these arsonists are committing murder via fire."
"And so if you see someone in the active committing murder, lethal force is authorized," he added. "That's why I want to clarify that statement."So the guy citizens thought they’d caught as an arsonist should have just been shot? Let God sort ‘em out?
Rotting From The Head
Trump's inauguration will be entirely privately funded, allowing it to avoid disclosing which people or corporations are donating.
The lack of transparency creates the opportunity for him to pay them back in favors with no public knowledge of it.I saw several posts yesterday (which now I can’t find. They were probably on BlueSky, which makes them a pain to reference.), reporting that Zuckerberg wants Trump to intervene for Facebook in Europe, where they take privacy more seriously, and where FB is being fined and regulated. And Z doesn’t like it.
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They aren’t going to wait until California fixes its water distribution system, exterminates the Delta smelt, disbands DEI, and makes their state motto: “TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING”?The President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, said that "150 of our firefighters are already prepared" to go to California to help fight the wildfires.
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 13, 2025
It's shameful that they're offering to do more than most GOP states.
Thank you, Ukraine! ๐บ๐ฆ
“Healthcare Is For People Who Deserve It!”
Vaccines. Antibiotics. Surgery. Beta blockers. Statins. Ozempic.As Rs gear up to cut healthcare, Sen. Marshall says, "Look, about 70% of your health outcomes are determined by you. It's determined by what you eat & what you're surrounded by. By the time you come to my office as a doctor, I can impact maybe 10 or 20% of your health outcomes" pic.twitter.com/ba3zHk3YT9
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 12, 2025
Sunday, January 12, 2025
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Trump Ukraine Envoy Keith Kellog says Ukraine Peace Deal will not happen in 24 hours as Trump promised. He says maybe it can happen in 100 days. https://t.co/pMLdWAXous
— Ben Meiselas ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ (@meiselasb) January 12, 2025
So, what’s his job, really? To not speak for Trump in negotiations? Does Trump NOT understand how this works?Trump’s special envoy to Ukraine says he doesn’t speak for Trump on issues of Ukraine pic.twitter.com/Oj9MqN0cVV
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 12, 2025
It’s also all Biden’s fault. (Although we all knew Trump couldn’t do anything without allocations from Congress. I guess he gave up on declaring an emergency (what, the medical emergency was too much like Covid?) and marshaling the troops to do law enforcement. All that hot air, wasted.)So Trump’s Deportation Czar Tom Homan says it’s impossible to dramatically increase deportations with the current funding levels for DHS, so he needs a lot more money from Congress before he can do it. Which is exactly what the bipartisan border bill Trump killed was all about.
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 13, 2025
Let’s face facts: Trump is a lame duck. He’s in office for four years, and out of prison forever. Nothing will change that. What does he care what MAGA thinks? All he really wants now are tax cuts. The rest is just commentary.As Trump & his subordinates continue to walk back & renige on one campaign promise after another, MAGA can take comfort in knowing that Trump didn’t mean any of it & was only saying that shit to win the election so he can stay out of prison & further enrich himself & his friends.
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 13, 2025
This is all you’re gonna see from him for four years.a repost from the president-elect pic.twitter.com/0Mihv8yVJd
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 13, 2025
He doesn’t care about policy. He still says he’s the Greatest President Evah, that he defeated COVID and saved the country, and he built the wall! (Which Biden dismantled? ๐คท๐ป♂️) This will just be a four year victory lap for him. Punctuated by absurd announcements to make sure he still has your attention.Trump wearing his new hat this weekend. pic.twitter.com/Nq13g7NwvI
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 13, 2025
This is all Trump’s interested in doing. He’s not the POTUS. He’s the Godfather.Kevin O’Leary down at MAL last night to kiss the ring and ask Trump to help him acquire Tik Tok. pic.twitter.com/1k99NmfUXC
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 13, 2025
“SAVE RUDY!!!”
Trump posted that message on Truth Social and his followers agreed…on Twitter.
They all agreed Rudy must be supported. And that holding him responsible for his baseless slander is grossly unfair. Because the plaintiffs are two black women? Yeah, better not to go there…
The unasked question is: just what the fuck are they gonna do about it? Pay Rudy’s judgment? Pay his attorneys fees? Overthrow the entire judiciary to right this injustice?
Naaahh! They’re just gonna post about it on Twitter. Because Trump told them to.
That’ll save Rudy!
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Catch-22
JD Vance has already started to mitigate MAGA's expectations on the border by blaming Biden (border crossings are at the lowest since April of 2020) for things that have nothing to do with the border.
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 12, 2025
Tom Homan is also mitigating border expectations.
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JD Vance on January 6 pardons: "If you committed violence on that day, obviously you shouldn't be pardoned, and there's a little bit of a gray area there." pic.twitter.com/wYTH8se9zM
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 12, 2025
"If you protested peacefully on January the 6th and you had Merrick Garland's Department of Justice treat you like a gang member, you should be pardoned. If you committed violence on that day, obviously, you shouldn't be pardoned. And there's a little bit of a gray area there, but we're very much committed to seeing the equal administration of law. And there are a lot of people, we think, in the wake of January the 6th who were prosecuted unfairly — we need to rectify that."Nobody was arrested for “peacefully protesting” on J6. Which is some catch, that Catch-22.
Jon Karl to incoming Trump National Security Adviser Mike Waltz: "President-elect Trump of course said he could have the war ended even before he took office. I assume that's not gonna happen."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 12, 2025
Waltz replies that "I just don't think it's realistic to say we're gonna expel every… pic.twitter.com/eRy1nMonoi
As opposed to where we were at on January 21, 2021, after Trump inherited a strong economy in 2017 and left an absolute shit storm for the Biden Admin to deal with while continuing to undermine him every single day for the next 4 years. pic.twitter.com/GG5IgOwoup
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 12, 2025
The telling moment here is when Vance, talking about inflation, says they're going to work to "stabilize prices for Americans." Trump promised voters he would bring prices down. It was a nonsense promise, so now they're walking it back to say the goal is to keep prices stable. https://t.co/2yM6fKJNpj
— James Surowiecki (@JamesSurowiecki) January 12, 2025
And yet US media continues to take Trump seriously. ๐Psaki: I'm assuming he didn't bring up his intention to publicly say he was going to annex through economic means Canada
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 12, 2025
Trudeau: When I started to suggest there could be a trade for Vermont or California, he immediately decided that it was not not that funny anymore. pic.twitter.com/ezGrOhWECU
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NYT calls DOGE [sic] "more of a brand for an interlinked group of aspirational leaders who are on joint group chats and share a loyalty to Mr. Musk or Mr. Ramaswamy." https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/12/us/politics/elon-musk-doge-government-trump.htmlWell, duh.
JD Vance on Los Angeles Fires: Some of these reservoirs have been dry for 15, 20 years. The fire hydrants are being reported as going dry while the firefighters are trying to put out the fires. There was a serious lack of competent governance in CA. It’s part of the reason why… pic.twitter.com/BFL8Zbhw2l
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 12, 2025
*Not applicable to red states.Hagerty: Before we put funds into place, we've got to find out exactly how we're going to hold these leaders accountable and what sort of policy changes are required pic.twitter.com/qIupaaW1w6
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 12, 2025
Senator Bill Hagerty on Federal Aid for Los Angeles Fires: When Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk take a hard look at how we effectively deploy resources here, we’re going to have to see some very real changes pic.twitter.com/mil0YUdBDt
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 12, 2025
Don’t let the truth get in the way, assholes.Hagerty: The failure of leadership in California that's been egregious whether it's Gavin Newsom prioritizing a fish over his citizens or a leader like Karen Bass who prioritizes DEI initiatives over the readiness of first responders. It’s pathetic what’s happened here pic.twitter.com/IJjy0LoIq0
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 12, 2025
Newsom: I don’t know what Trump is referring to when he talks about the Delta Smelt and reservoirs. The state reservoirs are full here in Southern California pic.twitter.com/Ouz9GMAmZt
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 12, 2025
Los Angeles fire officials say they were prepared for serious fires. They weren’t ready for four at once. https://t.co/v5mgQFbaOs
— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 11, 2025
Elmo sticks his oar in:Schiff: "The reservoirs were full at the initiation of these fires, but frankly they have the capacity to put out homes that may be a house, multiple houses -- not if the whole town is up in flames." pic.twitter.com/3Xpr5xqnCK
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 12, 2025
Space X has destroyed the environment around Boca Chica. That’s fine with Elmo. He prefers to pay fines (he can afford them), than be regulated and have the damage prevented. He’s not, in other words, one to talk.Over a million acres burned in Texas last year and Elon Musk didn't say sh*t. pic.twitter.com/I8YPn1uPXv
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 12, 2025
NEW: Nearly every California Republican in Congress fled the state to Mar-a-Lago as LA continues to burn. https://t.co/e5U1lVzTdh
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) January 12, 2025
Do they really mean it, though?Imagine if Biden and the Dems had done this to us after the hurricane. https://t.co/LMGJg6aXOi
— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) January 12, 2025
Useless as tits on a boar hog. ๐Reporter: How troubled are you that there's a lack of communication between Los Angeles and the incoming Trump administration?
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 12, 2025
Bass: There isn't a lack of communication.. I have spoken with representatives of the incoming administration. pic.twitter.com/CqhHZhryOI
First Time As Tragedy, Second Time As Farce
Earlier Homan said he wants to establish a national “hotline” so people can report those they think are “illegal immigrants” who they suspect have committed crimes. What could go wrong with all the “hot tips” that will produce?Donald Trump’s “border czar,” Tom Homan told GOP lawmakers to mitigate their expectations for their mass deportation plan, citing limited resources.
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 11, 2025
Yet another campaign promise they’re walking back.
MAGA is getting conned so hard and they’re sleepwalking through it.
I don’t know what the content of the video was, but my guess is the “suspect” was in the wrong place at the wrong time, if not simply misidentified. So, two lessons:Update:
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) January 10, 2025
The suspect in the viral video who was brought into custody yesterday in connection with the Kenneth Fire was not charged with arson or suspected arson because there was "not enough probable cause" after their major crimes investigation.
The man was arrested on a felony… pic.twitter.com/hwxWBJNLCd
Saturday, January 11, 2025
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Canadian MP Charlie Angus on Canada providing resources to California: Right now, we have fire crews in the danger zones from Alberta, Quebec, Ontario, and British Columbia. I spoke with the federal security minister. He’s mobilized Canada’s Armed Forces to provide quick… pic.twitter.com/6Y7HIlURz9
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 11, 2025
Canadian MP Charlie Angus on Canada providing resources to California: Right now, we have fire crews in the danger zones from Alberta, Quebec, Ontario, and British Columbia. I spoke with the federal security minister. He’s mobilized Canada’s Armed Forces to provide quick transport for more supplies into the fire zones. The Canadian military is now on full alert to help our neighbors. That’s what we do—we help our neighbors in times of crisis. We don’t blame them or pick fights with them; we help.
The fact that Donald Trump, as a leader, isn’t down there in the fire zone thanking first responders and speaking with people who’ve lost everything is shocking to me. Then again, this is what criminal grifters do.
But one thing I’ve found really interesting is how Canadians have responded. People are pissed off—across party lines and demographics—about this threat that we’re seeing from the United States. Yet as soon as the fires broke out, the messages I received completely shifted. It became about getting support in, ensuring our firefighters’ safety, and asking how we can help. That’s what neighbors do—they stand up and help in times of crisis.
I’m really proud of the efforts of our teams and first responders. They’re there to help people. I’m also glad the Canadian military is ready to assist. As for Donald Trump, he’s showing exactly what kind of man he is.And oh, more specious bullshit:
This is false. Oregon has courageously sent CA some of their best firefighters and equipment — all have been here for days fighting these blazes.
— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) January 12, 2025
To say otherwise is not only incorrect, it’s offensive to the brave men and women who are fighting on the frontlines right now.
Get the facts: http://californiafirefacts.com
(This was post is unavailable.) https://t.co/tB9rz9Zkjp
The Oregon State Fire Marshal X account debunked this, yet it’s still being peddled around Social Media as truth. https://t.co/NA0iWENcwg
— Natalee S. Snider (@NataleeSnider) January 12, 2025
MAGA is absolutely desperate to prove their complaints are supported IRL. Absolutely. Desperate.We sent 75 fire engines. Your statement about our teams not being allowed into California is false. Our teams arrived yesterday and are working around the clock to help our neighbors.
— Oregon State Fire Marshal (@OSFM) January 11, 2025