Wednesday, November 06, 2024

Because Bitching On Twitter…

...is the same thing as marching over the Edmund Pettis Bridge?

Far more effective now will be the courts.
Which will block implementation of the Insurrection Act (if King’s protests and the George Floyd protests didn’t trigger it…) and, in fact, stop mass deportations (silly little thing called “due process.” Deportation is a judicial act, not an administrative one.).

Even non-citizens are entitled to equal protection. 

Or…

... the majority of us are just that venal and racist.

What? We overlooked Trump and Vance’s racism because potato chips were too expensive?
Misogyny is as much a part of it as racism, there was a huge number of non-votes from supposed Democrats just as there was in 2016. At least that's what I've heard reported. I think the people who were wishing and hoping on "girl dads" voting for their daughter's health and safety didn't turn out to be a thing.
The Lovely Wife and I were just having that discussion. I think she’s right: we’re still not ready to elect a woman. And yeah, “girl Dad’s” were another mythical beast.

I Would Move Out Of The Country…

 After this election; but I can’t give up Tex-Mex.

Seriously. Lived in Missouri and Illinois for five years. My withdrawal symptoms were only abated by the Mexican food I found in the Chicago suburbs.

Stuff is like crack cocaine. Couldn’t give it up if I wanted to.

Let’s Scold The Voters!

Eh. I was in a pulpit on 9/11. Most of my congregation was 20+ years older than me, if not 40+ years. They didn’t really care. Too old, too far away from them, too outside their ordinary lives. They didn’t have friends or family in NYC. They remembered WWII. I don’t know what it was, but it didn’t impact them. 

J6 was in DC. It was four years ago. Ukraine is a foreign country. The President doesn’t really impact daily life, any more than Ted Cruz matters to daily life in Texas. People don’t think about government or voting the way pundits imagine they do, and every two years the pundits are unable to face that fact. The Narrative is their reality.

Turns out that’s true for voters, too. But it’s usually a different Narrative altogether.

Selling The President Like Soap


 

Sitting down with MSNBC host Jen Psaki, Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-TX), the lawmaker was asked, "You're the only person sitting here who's run for office and won. All this data, all these exit polls, all the margins surprising and disappointing to some, what are your big takeaways on what we know so far?" 
"I think Trump helped that along, right?" he replied. "If he has a superpower, it's marketing. In every single speech over the last few years, he would say we had the greatest economy, we had the greatest economy and I think a lot of people really believed that in the end."
Yup.

Hard Core Calvinism

 I always think people are better than this.

And I’m always disappointed. ☹️ 

I have an excellent book on monastic practice which I discovered last night (on my Kindle; forgot it was even there). I’m going to spend a great deal of time with it because politics is like candy: empty calories and you never feel good when the sugar rush ends.

Besides, Advent is coming. I can’t/won’t abandon my interests (I know better than that), but good time for a reset.

I’d pretty much gotten used to the politics of Texas. Now I’ve learned again those politics are national. 💩 

Time to refocus. Reinhold Niebuhr warned his daughter, when Eisenhower was elected, that she had no idea what a Republican presidency would be like. Sure enough; it gets worse. And I can’t help but see it all as a reaction, not to current Democratic policies, but to the election of JFK and then LBJ. Something deep in the core of the nation’s culture, IOW.

May you live in interesting times, eh?

Alright…

 Who stepped on the butterfly?

Tuesday, November 05, 2024

As I Was Saying…

"Who wins or loses is less important than the effect," the Guardian reported. "With already two assassination attempts on Donald Trump and both mainstream parties more at rhetorical war than ever before, they see signs of hope the US government is beginning to lose control of the country."  
This was highlighted, said the report, by a poll on one of the far-right Telegram channels, offering the options “Trump wins, civil war kicks off” and “Kamala ‘wins,’ civil war kicks off.” 
Respondents to this survey seemed gleeful at either prospect, with one neo-Nazi user saying, “I say accelerate, I just can’t keep living in this degenerate hellhole indefinitely. I just want something to happen so a bunch of us can die trying, at least.” 
Another far-right account on a different Telegram channel said voting was pointless: “You’re being deceived, get back in the bunker. Collapse is how we win.” 
"Accelerationism" is the idea, popular among far-right extremists, that the whole of society must be destroyed, or at least its decline hastened, in order for a new society to be built from the ashes. 
In one recent incident in Tennessee inspired by this ideology, federal agents arrested a neo-Nazi activist for allegedly trying to destroy an electrical substation with a drone armed with C-4, with the idea that the collapse of the power grid would hasten a race war. 
Clara Broekaert, who studies far-right extremism around the world for the Soufan Center, told the Guardian this development spells a new risk of domestic terrorism. 
“For U.S. national security," said Broekaert, "this signifies the emergence of a faction within society that believes fundamental disagreements over values and policies can no longer be resolved through democratic engagement. Instead, they view destruction — chaos, conflict and collapse — as the necessary means to achieve their goals.”
First: this is a very self-selected group of punks talking to each other online and eagerly agreeing about what needs to happen, while also waiting for it to happen for them.. These guys, IOW. The ones parading their “long guns” until nobody was shocked anymore. That’s when carrying rifles to get hamburgers became a hassle. Those two probably still get together and talk with their friends about the revolution that’s bound to come. Not that they will do anything to make it happen. They probably don’t carry their guns to McDonald’s any more, either. Why bother? Been there, done that.

Send a drone into a substation to explode? Who are these idiots. Most of the state of Texas lost power and water (without power, the pumps don’t work) for one of the coldest weeks on record. There was no race war, even though people froze to death! We didn’t even storm the Governor’s mansion and demand his head on a pike. Mostly because we were too damned cold, and we’d have used the torches for fires just to warm up.

Idiots.

They won’t even “accelerate” the collapse they want to happen. And they want it to happen because they can’t imagine it, any more than they can imagine their own deaths (one of those two is inevitable). They are steeped in popular culture portrayals of apocalypse (nuclear; social collapse; zombies; distinctions without a difference), where they will be the action heroes rather than zombie fodder.

Children and fools.

As I say, they won’t even “accelerate” this decline; they expect it to be done for them, and a handful imagine they have more power than they do, or that complexity falls if you just remove the right building block (neither structural nor social engineering are their strong suits). They’re as dangerous as the fat guys waiting for their tacos and chicken sandwiches. Ignore them and they’ll go away.

Hell, I live in Texas.  This place is synonymous with gun culture. But I never see anyone packing a concealed weapon in their shorts and t-shirt ensemble. Rifles at the grocery store? Yeah, right. They made a lot of noise about carrying guns where ever they wanted. We ignored them and the guns went away. Road rage shootings are still a staple of local news, but nobody wants to start a race war over it. We don’t even get particularly perturbed about school/church shootings anymore. (When you tally up the number of them in Texas this century, it’s quite appalling). Violence will cause a race war? An election will spark a civil war? Maybe in the Turner Diaries, but not IRL.

And these idiots on Telegram think the government is “losing control of the country”? After 1000 of their fellow idiots were prosecuted for J6? They didn’t even choke the system, much less overwhelm it. About half-a-dozen were convicted of sedition, a crime charged so infrequently charged smart money said such indictments were a bad idea; until they weren’t. Sure, guys, FAFO. And then whine when you get dragged out of Mommy’s basement and stand before a judge.

These are the “wing’d and with awe, inviolable”? As if. These clowns may well believe:
… fundamental disagreements over values and policies can no longer be resolved through democratic engagement. Instead, they view destruction — chaos, conflict and collapse — as the necessary means to achieve their goals.”
They have absolutely no means of seriously acting on it. And no real desire to. They want someone else to do it, while they reap the rewards of rising to their rightful place atop the heap of the “new society.”

Idiots.

The GOP Effort To Tie Up The Election In Court…

...is going gangbusters! They should have spent the money on GOTV.

Election Night For Thee But Not For Me

I’m going to spend my night far from the networks, and my phone. 

Otherwise, I’d have to tell my daughter to come get the liquor out of the house.

I hate Election Night. Whatever happens to the POTUS, I still live in Texas. I don’t like being reminded what assholes the good people here are when it comes to politics.

Especially since:
Signs point to this taking awhile. And my PTSD goes back to 2000. I just want official results now, not fuckin’ network projections.


I've had a superstition that me expressing optimism over an election would lead to disaster ever since I can remember. That's gotten worse over the years. If someone told me to break a leg I'd think it was unlucky. I figure it's part of being a democrat as well as a Democrat.
😂

Thoughts For Cold Winter Nights Ahead 🥶

Except I’m not sure where Trump gets the money for election challenges. He’s gonna need back some of that money he wasted on frivolous motions just for pending appeals and upcoming trials (and to appeal his NY sentencing). Especially if Roberts gets cold feet after the public didn’t acclaim his immunity decision and decides to let the D.C. trial proceed.

That Went About As Well As I Expected

😰

Kirk is in charge of Trump’s GOTV effort. Like Trump and Elmo, he thinks everything happens because of a tweet.

Our guys on their side.
🤗

🐕

If federal law mandated hand marked ballots, hand counted, results would take weeks and MAGA would complain about delays and human error.

If results were announced within minutes of polls closing, MAGA would shriek that results were pre-determined.

If results take more than an evening to tally, MAGA screams “FRAUD!” Or if they just don’t like the results.

All of this is well known and perfectly obvious, even well-adjudicated (the libel case against Giuliani; the settlement with Fox; 1000 convictions for the assault on the Capitol). And yet the hand-wringing about how this “affects the country” 😱, goes on.

Solution? Fuck MAGA. Stop letting the fleas wag the dog.
QED.

Speaking Of 🤡 🤡🤡

As far as “tearing America a little further apart,” America has always been held together with spit and prayer (in the “God help us!” sense). Even Thanksgiving was a Yankee holiday in the South for a long time.

As for the Russians, they’ve been working against our interests since at least the Cold War, and we helped them out quite a bit then, too. It’s always worth pointing out, but it’s hardly a sign of the apocalypse.

Mostly, I’m just amused by their ignorance. I’m optimistic it’s passed its “sell-by” date and nobody really wants it anymore.

Why I’m Optimistic Today

Old white men! Represent! 🙋🏻‍♂️

Time To Send The Marshals

The judge is gonna make Rudy come to Jesus.

🍿 

Eh 🤷🏻‍♂️

I remember “America: Love It Or Leave It.” Guess who that was aimed at?

Nixon embraced it in ‘68 to rally blue collar workers to vote Republican.

There is indeed nothing new under the sun.
Much better. 😸

Addendum To 🔥🪵🤡🚗

Law enforcement will take care of the clowns. But mostly society will smother the sparks. The kindling the clowns imagine is ready to explode is not really there. More Americans appreciate the nature of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz than they do Trump and Vance.

I’m very sure of that.

“How Absolutely Meaningless Our Tiny, Little Lives Really Are”

"That’s a big map.”

🔥🪵 🤡🚗

So if he doesn't win, what do you think the reaction's going to be?" Corn asked one supporter at the rally. 
"Civil riot, civil war," the supporter replied. 
"Are you going to be part of that?" asked Corn. 
"Yeah, absolutely," the Trump supporter replied. "In what way?" Corn enquired. "I'm not talking anymore!" the Trump supporter said and then fled the scene. 
A different Trump supporter, who told Corn that he'd spent time in jail for illegally entering the United States Capitol building on January 6th, 2021, also predicted mass violence should Trump be denied yet again. 
"Will there be another January 6th?" Corn asked. 
"It probably would be worse," the man said. "It would probably be ten times worse."
These are the clowns who dream of starting a race war by blowing up a power distribution center (pro tip: a large part of the City of Houston was without power for up to three weeks after Hurricane Ike. Most of the state lost power for a week when Cruz fled to Cancun. No race war ensued.) The race war, of course, will purge society of everybody who isn’t them, creating a true paradise in America.

Almost 45 years ago I was drinking with my boss after work (I was in grad school, working at the bakery at Schlotzky’s), and he started telling me how the “survivalists” (later known as “preppers”) were right because Western civilization was on the verge of collapse and only the prepared would survive to re-establish order. It was the post-nuclear war scenario pushed by the Feds in the’50’s, to reassure us such a war was “survivable” and we must be ready to fight it. Only in the’80’s the scenario had dumped the Cold War trappings and embraced economic (inflation and interest rates were both in double digits) and social collapse (the’70’s were the violent end of the revolution of the’60’s. Chayefsky’s “Network,” not “Saturday Night Fever.”).

Same as it ever was. All that’s changed is patience for the apocalypse to bring itself is now impatience to help it along. James Watt thought he was leading a “Sagebrush Rebellion” as Reagan’s Secretary of the Interior.  Anybody remember him any better the “rebellions” Aamon Bundy thought he was leading?

“If you start a fire, you want it to burn.”  That’s a phrase Don Crossan invented for Jesus of Nazareth to try to convey Crossan’s sense of Jesus’ “real” revolutionary message. Love it or hate it it discard it, it underlines one thing: it’s darned hard to start that fire. 🔥 Especially using metaphorical wood.🪵 

🗳️

Please note this 🗳️ is the poll that matters. Also. Too. As well.

Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200

The guy that wrote 'Hillbilly Effigy,' I mean 'Hillbilly Elegy,' the guy who said Trump was 'America's Hitler.' The guy who said Christians could never vote for Trump. The guy who put himself out there as conservative but different, that is the guy who, last night, called Kamala Harris 'trash,'" co-host Joe Scarborough prompted his panel. 
Addressing Morning Joe regular Claire McCaskill, he asked, "And if you could -- over the last several weeks, if you could name about ten things that the Republican ticket could do to drive women voters away, to drive Hispanics away, drive older voters away, they've checked every one of those boxes." 
"It's nuts," McCaskill exclaimed. "I mean, if you look at it, they have -- the strength of Kamala Harris is women voters, right? So what do they do the last two weeks of the campaign? They spend most of their time offending women voters. Keep in mind who they have to get to the polls to win: they have to get young men, low propensity voters."
And Elmo’s GOTV effort has been pure genius! Our man on their side!
In 2016 he learned a lesson, the playbook was there for him the last ten days," said Miller. "It was after 'Access Hollywood,' after Comey. He was still Trump, he was still advancing some noxious views, views that aren't traditional conservative views, but he was on-message-ish. It was draining the swamp, it was the border." 
Host Joe Scarborough endorsed Miller's assessment. 
"The last ten days of that election, he showed discipline," he said. "And he got quiet, he got out of the way and let it be a referendum on Hillary Clinton. This time, he's done just the opposite... The last ten days: Execute Liz Cheney... insulting everybody, you know, 'Kamala Harris is trash.' You can go down the list." 
"He can't control himself right now," Miller observed.
Trump doesn’t want to be President. Trump wants to keep his ass outta jail.

ETTD

I’ll Gladly Shoulder That Responsibility

(Raining hard this morning. It’s okay, October was unnaturally dry, and warm. But I’m glad I voted two weeks ago.)

Monday, November 04, 2024

Performative Lawsuits

The judge can issue a TRO immediately. The question is, what is the DOJ doing? This isn’t my field of expertise, but per the Texas Tribune:
Texas Secretary of State Jane Nelson told the [DOJ] late Friday evening that its election monitors are not permitted inside Texas voting places and central count stations. A spokesperson from her office said that there is nothing Nelson can do to change who is allowed in a polling place, and that the office is merely following the law. 
The Texas Election Code lists who is authorized to be inside a polling place, and does not include federal election monitors. Election monitors are still allowed outside polling places.
The DOJ hasn’t said whether the monitors would be inside or outside the polling places. Hard to tell what effect a TRO could have beyond the limits of Texas law. However:
In light of the Shelby County decision, the department is not relying on the Section 4(b) coverage formula as a way to identify jurisdictions for election monitoring. The department will continue to engage OPM observers where there is a relevant court order and will continue to conduct our own monitoring around the country, without relying on the Section 4(b) formula. 
This means that the department will be able to send fewer people than in similar past elections to watch the voting process in real-time. However, the department is still committed to using all of the tools at our disposal to enforce the federal voting rights laws — including working with Congress in ways that may increase our capacity. 
Shelby County also impacts the department’s enforcement efforts in two other respects. Section 4(f)(4) of the Voting Rights Act requires specific jurisdictions — jurisdictions dependent on a part of the Section 4(b) formula — to provide election-related materials or information in different languages. In light of Shelby County, the department is not enforcing this provision. 
That said, two other provisions of the Voting Rights Act — Sections 4(e) and Section 203 — continue to provide substantial protections for language minorities nationwide or in geographies tied closely to consistently updated U.S. Census determinations. Both of these provisions include mandates to translate election-related materials or information, and neither is in any way affected by Shelby County. 
Finally, Section 4(a)(1) of the Voting Rights Act prohibits the use of tests or devices to deny the right to vote in specific jurisdictions, directly dependent upon the coverage formula in Section 4(b). In light of Shelby County, the department is not enforcing this provision. However, a later amendment to the Voting Rights Act, in Section 201, established a permanent nationwide ban on such tests and devices. Section 201 was not in any way affected by Shelby County; it remains fully enforceable and protects voters nationwide.
Federal law still trumps state law, so DOJ may have the law on its side despite Shelby. Enough to get monitors into the polling place, anyway. Only, however, on certain grounds.

It’ll be interesting to find out.

Trump Faces Facts…And Can’t See Them

Trump finds out he can’t pay a fleet of lawyers and run a national campaign at the same time. Follow the money. Money well spent, I’m sure.

I Truly Believe…

...the Second Gilded Age has lost its luster.

We’ll see if I’m right.  Soon, and very soon.

Election Integrity Theater

Ken Paxton wants to check on who’s voting because the Feds can’t do that anymore. He’s interested in “election integrity” the same way Abbott is:
Mary Howard-Elley fervently believes illegal immigration in the U.S. is a critical problem that only former President Donald Trump can solve. She says the continuation of his border wall and promised mass deportations will make the country safer. 
She agrees with Trump’s unfounded claims that Democrats are opening the borders to allow noncitizens to vote, fearing that it could ultimately cost him the election. 
Howard-Elley didn’t pay much attention when Texas Gov. Greg Abbott helped fuel that narrative by announcing that the state had removed thousands of supposed noncitizens from its rolls, claiming some had a history of voting. 
Then the U.S. citizen learned she was among them. 
The retired Transportation Security Administration agent was confused by how the county could come to that conclusion. And she seethed at the idea that anyone would question the citizenship of a former federal employee with the “whitest name you could have.” 
The elections office in Montgomery County, just north of Houston, had sent Howard-Elley a letter in late January saying that she had been flagged after she indicated that she was not a U.S. citizen in response to a jury summons. She had 30 days to provide the county proof of citizenship or she would be removed from the voter rolls, according to the letter. 
“Who is allowing people to do this to United States citizens? I understand we have a problem with immigration, but come on now,” Howard-Elley said in an interview.
Before you ask, no, she never figured out that if it happened to her, that’s the problem. But to cut to the chase: she got a jury summons and called to be excused because she is the guardian for her grandchildren. Apparently someone in the office she called recorded her exemption as “non-citizen,” because based on those records, her voter registration was purged.

She got it reinstated because she got a lawyer and local TV station to convince the county officials that it was the law in Texas (it is). And she’s still voting Republican because…well, not the point. The point is, Abbott’s very public campaign to purge in-citizens from voter rolls hasn’t been shown to actually net any such persons in the rolls. It’s just as likely to catch people like Ms. Howard-Elley.

9 million people have already voted in Texas. Harris County expects 500,000 voters on Election Day. And where is Paxton going to place all those poll watchers?

Probably in areas where non-whites are predominantly registered to vote. Certainly in the Democrat-dominant major urban counties. Feature, not bug. 

Early voting in Harris County can be done at any polling location in the county. But on Election Day you have to go to the location established for your voting precinct. That’s a number printed on your registration card (which you otherwise don’t need anymore), at a location that change for every election, which means you have to look it up before you go. Old school voter suppression, IOW. And probably the reason so many people vote early. I certainly never worry about where I have to vote. The same county building is available for early voting every time.

There are many more voting locations on Election Day, IOW. And probably fewer people showing up in all those scattered locations. So what’s Paxton’s point? Election integrity? Yeah, right. This is “integrity theater,” because he wants some of that publicity Abbott got. He also doesn’t want to hassle crowds of white voters in early voting locations. Much better to pick the non-white locations on Election Day. Even if he finds nothing; he’ll just say he kept the elephants away.

I just wish Texas voters would vote to do the same.

“God In Heaven, Please Just Let Me Die”

Lessons Lost To Passing Time

 Young whippersnappers! In my day we had to make our own stamps! We had to render the old grey mare’s hooves fer glue! Boy, you didn’t wanta have to be the one to lick those, lemme tell ya!

And there weren’t no post office flibberty-gibbet! We had to give our mail to a passin’ Arkansas traveler and hope it got delivered to the next farm over!

Asking For A Friend

3,000,000 doors across 7 states.

And how many did The World’s Richest Man reach through his SuperPac of white slavers?
And hit a home run into the net before the horse reaches the finish line and dunks the golf ball. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Helluva way to spend the Monday before Election Day.

Of All The Things That Are Not Going To Happen…

...this is one of them.

A) That’s not the penalty.

B) No party of interest has filed a complaint. So the FCC is not taking any action.

This guy is not speaking for the FCC. They’ve made that clear, too.

And honestly: who gives a shit? This is not going to save Trump’s bacon, or cost NBC a broadcast license at a station it owns.

Carr is just another MAGA clown seeking his 15 minutes of fame.

Choose Your Own Results

Trump insists the polls that matter are the ones that show him winning. 

If he loses, he says the results are fake because he likes the polling better. And this is supposed to make us think our elections are broken; or at least not to be trusted.

“Choose your own adventure”? Results from actual voting, the only poll that counts, will start being reported in about 48 hours. That’s when we the people will have chosen our adventure.

And not a moment before.

Somebody On The Internet Is Really Stupid

The only forum to contest the vote is in the courts. The courts are only interested in evidence.

Conspiracy theories are not evidence.

The “Brooks Brothers” riot in 2000 did not give the election to Bush. The insurrection on J6 did not deliver the electoral college for Trump. Nor did the 60+ lawsuits, most of which failed for lack of evidence.

EOD.

🕳️

“INVOKE P!”

Yeah, about that:
The FCC, however, has not "received a complaint from any interested parties," Jonathan S. Uriarte, the commission's director of strategic communications/policy advisor, wrote in a statement to Entertainment Weekly.
So, the FCC is not doing anything.

Readers of a certain age (hem hem) will remember when Trump was President during Covid, and being roundly harangued from all corners to use the Defense Production Act to procure respirators and other desperately needed medical equipment. In response to this demand he finally tweeted “Invoke P!” When it wasn’t clear what he was doing, he went back on Twitter to clarify:
Sometime after that, someone apparently explained to him, “That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works.” Trump’s tweets were not doing anything.

Brendan Carr is a Trump appointee to the FCC. The nut doesn’t fall far from the tree. The fish rots from the head. Etc., etc. Yes, NBC has filed a notice with the FCC that it will give Trump equal time if he asks for it. Nothing about Carr’s tweet endangers the ability of NBC to continue to function, any more than Trump’s tweet four years ago affected the country’s ability to respond adequately to Covid. This wasn’t even a tempest in a teapot. It was literally a nothing burger.🍔 

The legacy of Trump will be with us for awhile; like the infirmities of age which can nonetheless be driven off by changes in lifestyle. Pretty sure that’s what’s coming.

🔨 ⚰️

The subhed at Politico:
Trump won the day because he’s still in a margin-of-error election — after a week filled with talk of “garbage,” grievances and hell.
If the margins of the error are as wrong as I think they will be, Politico will orphan this like Gallup abandoned election forecast polling. The political press has been doing it every year since Dewey defeated Truman.
 
Add to that the wholly ludicrous idea that Trump’s collapse into idiocy at his rallies should be tracked by polls taken before said rallies, and you have the final nail in the coffin of all political reporting:

It’s just gossip. And like all gossip, it is written by and for the kewl kids. Who will tut-tut over the voters’ final selections, no matter what they are, tell them what those selections mean, and why they once again fell short of the approved and imaginary mark.

Because: “objectivity,” and “if all sides hate us we are above the fray,” and “Kewl Kids Rule (Losers Drool)!”

Sunday, November 03, 2024

Final Cause


 But not proximate cause.

There’s so much more to it than the last chapter. Although it’s telling this is the third major political party in American history. The oldest is the Democratic Party.

Which means a great deal more than Donald Trump ever will.

Like the blind spot of the Republican Party; which made Trump inevitable.

End Of (Election) Days

Doug Burgum was on MTP this morning “explaining” that the comic “nobody’d heard of” was on three hours before Trump and nobody in the crowd laughed and anyway it had nothing to do with Trump and it wasn’t his fault and all I could think was: “Good luck with that.” Even Kristen Welker wasn’t buying.

Now: compare and contrast.
But, you know, Joe Biden is old. And in still other news: Polls suck. It’s not as catchy or trenchant as ETTD, but it’s certainly as true.

Oh, why stop now?

Trump’s November surprise: NBC may catch some shit, but this one is over. Surrogates on parade. Well, that’s reassuring. Meanwhile, Trump will be in charge of everything. Who needs bad surrogates? It was worse (my bias is print over video): And world copium supply dips to record low levels: More compare/contrast: Ending thoughts: (Jeebus doesn’t love me that much.)

One Of The Smart Women Trump Surrounds Himself With

She makes less sense than Trump. I didn’t think that was possible.  The NYT told me that was a joke, so…now I’m confused. 😵‍💫  Okay, first: she’s “proud to represent garbage”? She’s a lawyer, she represents Trump. Now, representing Trump, she wants to publicize who flew on Epstein’s plane? ✈️ 
I thought I remembered that correctly.

🫨
So we should be a net exporter of illicit drugs? 🤯 Palate cleanser.

🎭

It’s that famous Trump dry humor. See? The wit and wisdom of going back to Springfield and racism in the final hours. Genius! "LOCK UP THE POLLSTERS!” Oh, the drollery just never stops! "God and garbage.” Literally never ever heard it put that way. Have no idea what she means. But helluva message for the last 72 hours of the campaign. 

She must be joking.🙃 

Old Age Sucks 👴🏻

I still remember the vote count debacle in 2000, when the announced result in Florida changed so many times the networks finally threw up their hands and did what they should always do: wait for official results.

I don’t know if anybody’s exit-polling early voters. All I’ve seen is speculation based on turnout of registered voters, and even dumber speculation about Texas turnout (we don’t register by party). So what I don’t need is wild speculation based on exit polls on Election Day and polling narratives breathlessly announced as soon as polls close.

I haven’t forgotten the year such premature announcements caused people standing in line in California to go home because, why bother? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Lots of down ballot and local races changed by that need to announce results before anyone actually knew.

Although Karl Rove’s epic meltdown on Fox on Election Night made me wish I had cable that night. And ever watched Fox.

Fuck Election Night. And polling.

Told ya getting old sucks. And I’m here to embrace it. What else am I gonna do? 😹

Reformation Sunday



Keeping’ it real.

Closing Time

Making it easier for people to vote? It’s a constitutional crisis!

“Do Something!”

Mmmm, could be.
Candace Fails screamed for someone in the Texas hospital to help her pregnant daughter. “Do something,” she pleaded, on the morning of Oct. 29, 2023. 
Nevaeh Crain was crying in pain, too weak to walk, blood staining her thighs. Feverish and vomiting the day of her baby shower, the 18-year-old had gone to two different emergency rooms within 12 hours, returning home each time worse than before. 
The first hospital diagnosed her with strep throat without investigating her sharp abdominal cramps. At the second, she screened positive for sepsis, a life-threatening and fast-moving reaction to an infection, medical records show. But doctors said her six-month fetus had a heartbeat and that Crain was fine to leave. 
Now on Crain’s third hospital visit, an obstetrician insisted on two ultrasounds to “confirm fetal demise,” a nurse wrote, before moving her to intensive care. 
By then, more than two hours after her arrival, Crain’s blood pressure had plummeted and a nurse had noted that her lips were “blue and dusky.” Her organs began failing. 
Hours later, she was dead.
Feature, not bug:
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has successfully made his state the only one in the country that isn’t required to follow the Biden administration’s efforts to ensure that emergency departments don’t turn away patients like Crain. 
After the U.S. Supreme Court overturned the constitutional right to abortion, the administration issued guidance on how states with bans should follow the Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act. The federal law requires hospitals that receive funding through Medicare — which is virtually all of them — to stabilize or transfer anyone who arrives in their emergency rooms. That goes for pregnant patients, the guidance argues, even if that means violating state law and providing an abortion. 
Paxton responded by filing a lawsuit in 2022, saying the federal guidance “forces hospitals and doctors to commit crimes,” and was an “attempt to use federal law to transform every emergency room in the country into a walk-in abortion clinic.” 
Part of the battle has centered on who is eligible for abortion. The federal EMTALA guidelines apply when the health of the pregnant patient is in “serious jeopardy.” That’s a wider range of circumstances than the Texas abortion restriction, which only makes exceptions for a “risk of death” or “a serious risk of substantial impairment of a major bodily function.” 
The lawsuit worked its way through three layers of federal courts, and each time it was met by judges nominated by former President Donald Trump, whose court appointments were pivotal to overturning Roe v. Wade. 
After U.S. District Judge James Wesley Hendrix, a Trump appointee, quickly sided with Texas, Paxton celebrated the triumph over “left-wing bureaucrats in Washington.” 
“The decision last night proves what we knew all along,” Paxton added. “The law is on our side.” 
This year, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit upheld the order in a ruling authored by Kurt D. Engelhardt, another judge nominated by Trump. 
The Biden administration appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court, urging the justices to make it clear that some emergency abortions are allowed. 
Even amid news of preventable deaths related to abortion bans, the Supreme Court declined to do so last month. 
Paxton called this “a major victory” for the state’s abortion ban. 
He has also made clear that he will bring charges against physicians for performing abortions if he decides that the cases don’t fall within Texas’ narrow medical exceptions. 
Last year, he sent a letter threatening to prosecute a doctor who had received court approval to provide an emergency abortion for a Dallas woman. He insisted that the doctor and her patient had not proven how, precisely, the patient’s condition threatened her life. 
Many doctors say this kind of message has encouraged doctors to “punt” patients instead of treating them.
No one in Texas is running on the virtues of this law. Colin Allred and some PACs are running ads criticizing the law, replete with personal stories. Allred is hanging it around Cruz’s neck. A new ad is doing the same thing to Trump. Will it be effective? 

It has been in every state so far. We live in hope, because joy comes in the morning.