Saturday, October 31, 2020

Oh Noes!

Do you mean the vote tally might change over the course of the night? And we might be confused about who the new President is before midnight in California? How will the republic ever survive?!?!?!?!?!?!???? (Which raises a whole new issue?  Will Trump demand the outcome be determined by midnight EST?) People will be rioting outside TV stations, demanding to know "Who won? WHO WON???!!???" Yeah, yeah, everybody knows the problem with the future is, it hasn't happened yet.

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