Thursday, October 22, 2020

We Start With This Trenchant Observation

I have last if a glass of red wine 🍷 and the last of the day’s coffee ☕️  And a large bag of peanut M&M’s.

This is gonna be a shitshow. I’m glad I’ve already voted.

We were gonna kill 2.2 million people, so we’re doing good! (Is it comforting that the vaccine plan is named after a fictitious concept from a TV show now over 50 years old?)

1000 deaths a day 💀 = “turning the corner!” ( that we’ve been turning for 6 months or more). NEJM for the powerhouse appeal to authority! (Elitists! Missed a chance there, Donnie)

H1N1! Drink! 🍷 Everybody else remember how that was as bad as this? Me, neither. Besides, “we’re learning to live with it!” Or die with it. 💀 

“99.9 of young people recover.” (?) Old people? Fuck ‘em! It’s his plan to save Social Security.

Blame China! Drink! 🍹 

Democrats and anarchy and shutdowns! Drink! 🍸 

[mmmmm...peanuts]

“Walk and chew gum at the same time”! Folksy wisdom for the win!

And now a word from our sponsors:
Testing causes disease! Two-fisted drinking! 🍷🍹 Trump could fleece corporations for campaign funds but that would be, what’s the word...illegal! (Somebody call Politico to explain Trump is joking. ‘Cause he sure as hell sounds serious!) Trump never got money from Russia? So his sons are liars?

Trump gets treated worse than the TeaParty got treated? Baby 👶 Trump is out! Milk 🥛 drink! Witch-hunt! I’m gonna pass out! Drink water! 💦 
This would show up in his tax returns. And Trump on Biden getting rich off if public office is Trump projecting like a cineplex.

Trump keeps raising the bogus e-mails. And China is paying tariffs to the U.S. DRINK!

Ooh, gotta sober up....

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