I had a doormat, really more a straw mat of doormat shape and size. It was emblazoned with the message: "GO AWAY".Wife: That doormat is so ratty. We need a new one.
— LolWhatInsurrectionHat (@Popehat) June 5, 2021
Me: I’ll order it.
Wife: Absolutely not.
Me: why?
Wife: we are not getting a “fuck off and get a warrant” doormat.
Me: pic.twitter.com/nGV2rl039R
That was in college. I put it outside my dorm room. Amazingly it survived into the first year of my marriage. We put it outside the student apartment we lived in, IIRC (and I probably don't). Then it disappeared, like all truly good things do.She won’t let me get this one either. I showed it to her and she just made this noise. pic.twitter.com/e3LYVoOciR
— LolWhatInsurrectionHat (@Popehat) June 5, 2021
This one I would get in a heartbeat.How about this Finnish one? (Via @SoVeryFinnish) pic.twitter.com/7Ff6WeBKjT
— Judith Flanders (@JudithFlanders) June 5, 2021
My favorite (though I’ve never bought it):
ReplyDeleteAsk not for whom the dog barks; it barks for thee.
Katie has a dog now. I need to find that one!
DeleteThey’ve got it at Doodlets, corner of Galisteo and Water St. in Santa Fe.
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