Mountain Dew is the newest culprit. No, seriously.đŗMoskowitz: Now their newest thing is Joe Biden is on cocaine, or he's taking a Celsius, or he's having coffee, or he's on steroids. Each day it's a new excuse on why Joe Biden came out and crushed it in the State of the Union. pic.twitter.com/JKmV2K3gX4
— Acyn (@Acyn) June 25, 2024
I know Mountain Dew was rumored to be a cheap high a few years ago (I’m old; “many years ago” is now 50, maybe 60). I always put that one in the category of dissolving aspirin in Coke would get you drunk (that was many years ago!). But apparently now it makes old people smart and peppy? Who knew?MARIA BARTIROMO: They're probably experimenting with getting doses right, giving Biden medicine ahead of the debate. Is that what you think?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 25, 2024
REP. ERIC BURLISON: Yeah ... whether they're gonna jack him up on Mountain Dew or whatever it is. pic.twitter.com/qrGTmP5O1Z
Snake oil and its health benefits are as American as apple pie. And so is Barnum’s observation that “There’s a sucker born every minute.”
*Also many years ago. I remember when Mountain Dew was introduced (that was the ad slogan). I also remember when dirt was invented.
Where do you go from self-parody? Asking for a friend.
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