In Other Words

Trump: "You gotta get out and vote. Just this time. In four years you don't have to vote, ok? In four years don't vote, I don't care. But we'll have it all straightened out, so it'll be much different." pic.twitter.com/qM8OMAeGXL

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 22, 2024

Faith and freedom and civic responsibility.

Trump: "I tell my people. I don't need any votes. We've got all the votes we need. I don't need votes. All I want to do is make sure we guard our votes. We stop the steal." pic.twitter.com/raZq2MgjC7

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 22, 2024

Or just delusion. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

Trump: Who likes The Ten Commandments going up in schools? Has anybody read the thou shalt not steal? I mean has anybody read this incredible stuff? pic.twitter.com/o7HFNymLfX

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 22, 2024

"Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Two Corinthians and a Roman walk into a bar called ‘The Ten Commandments.’”

Trump: Whenever I say Silence of the Lamb, they say oh, he’s talking about Silence of the Lamb. I say the late great Hannibal Lecter, they say oh he likes Hannibal Lecter pic.twitter.com/eNwspYbHPZ

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 22, 2024

Who is still, apparently, a real person.

Trump describes his mixing up of Nancy Pelosi and Nikki Haley as “pure genius” pic.twitter.com/fYqDerJsr8

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 22, 2024

Also real people; who he confused. Repeatedly.

Trump: "The right to freedom of worship does not end at the door of a public school" pic.twitter.com/arXRsISdih

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 22, 2024

So bring on the five pillars of Islam, or at least the remaining 603 mitzvot. And let’s put ‘em up this way:

Louisiana mandates that a large, legible display of the Ten Commandments be posted in every classroom. So, here they are. pic.twitter.com/Xtz7XhsUYT

— Hil.i.am (@hilaryluros) June 22, 2024

Trump: If I took this shirt off, you would see a beautiful beautiful person. But you would see wounds all over. I’ve taken a lot of wounds I can tell you. More than I suspect any president ever pic.twitter.com/ETzIt9jJI0

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 22, 2024

Trump connects this to his struggle for religious liberty. Which is sacrilegious, as he clearly means to compare himself to Jesus, for this crowd. Although it is a revelation that he clearly thinks those superhero cartoon drawings of him are photographs.

Trump says he told Dana White that he should set up a migrant fighting league: It’s not the worst idea I’ve ever had pic.twitter.com/BCh5CzGl0o

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 22, 2024

Some of those 613 mitzvot are about how to treat the alien (KJV) among you. This isn’t among them.

Trump claims he wasn’t rambling when talked about electrocution/shark/boats. He then somehow manages to tell a more incoherent version of the electrocution/shark/boats speech and wraps it up by calling it a smart story: It’s not crazy, it’s sort of a smart story right? pic.twitter.com/y2kjUTJmP7

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 22, 2024

Do we finally have to explain why batteries in water won’t electrocute you? This is not smart. This is a five year old’s idea of “smart.” Based on ignorance, in other words.