Pre-Debate Coverage

BREAKING: Sources tell me Biden is now being lowered into the tub of gelatinous cells harvested from young people where he will soon be injected with the Super Soldier serum

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) June 27, 2024

What? No adenochrome?

I don't know what they've got in these performance enhancers, but I'm feeling pretty jacked up.

Try it yourselves, folks.

See you in a bit: https://t.co/vD3mL9slj1 pic.twitter.com/Li4EM9mzve

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) June 28, 2024

I’m sure Biden’s team is pacing back and forth and smoking packs of cigs trying to figure out how to match wits with Bizzarro Clarence Darrow…

A quick reminder of a real train of thought just said 3 weeks ago by Donny Bag O Donuts pic.twitter.com/W7IiDCP004

— Lazy Boss (@midlevelmgmt) June 27, 2024

Meanwhile, Melania is off shopping. Or rearranging her sock drawer. YMMV.

And who can blame her?! https://t.co/mCcHkcQajY

— emptywheel (chuckles) (@emptywheel) June 27, 2024

Historical Melania watch.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on what will happen if Republicans control the federal govt next year: "We're going to wipe out these government agencies, we're gonna gut them ... I know we hate the government. I hate them just as must as you do." pic.twitter.com/l9syYJvJBJ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 28, 2024

What the debate is really about.

Biden camp sees two 'best' fundraising hours of entire campaign just before debate: report https://t.co/cg4JiTQ5tN

— Raw Story (@RawStory) June 28, 2024

An electrified crowd erupts into chants of “four more years” as President Biden greets supporters in Atlanta ahead of tonight's debate pic.twitter.com/HDOUi5BvJb

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) June 27, 2024

A feeble and tired Donald Trump slowly trods down the stairs pic.twitter.com/kMkKdUnZiA

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) June 27, 2024

Sun’s going down.