Wednesday, December 18, 2024

🎅Christmas Is Coming, So…

So what better time to shut down the government? 
President-elect Donald Trump told Fox News host Lawrence Jones he was "totally against" a Republican bill that would prevent the government from partially shutting down before he takes office on Jan. 20.
At Christmas AND Right before an inauguration? Double bonus points! Elmo says it’s okay, it’s not like the whole government shuts down! Funny how people have noticed every time it happens, though. And funny how they always know who to blame! Like the New Guy! And his billionaire friend who makes exploding cars and rockets when everybody else stopped doing that almost a century ago! But he’s a genius, ya know! Just like the New Guy! You know, the guy who’s taking his lead from an unelected billionaire and a former President: Perfect way to start a second term! And celebrate the season of giving! By taking away! Unlike Elmo and New Guy, you’ve got enough anyway!

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