Monday, June 22, 2026

Did The President Make It Through?

Yes, let’s see: Nobody cares. If he moved too fast, the irony would slit his throat.
Reporter: Are the contractors who did the initial work with a reflecting pool, are they to blame for the current condition?

Trump: No, we had vandalism. I think 300 ft slit right through, probably a box cutter or a knife of some kind or we had people lifting up. 5 people are under investigation.
300 foot slit, up from 250. “Box cutters” because he remembers the term from 9/11 (where the airline made it up, so nobody would blame them for shoddy security). Or: “people lifting up,” What, it was already loose?
 
Is this number 5? Or number 6? "They.” Any day now, it’ll be “Antifa.”
Reporter: Are the contractors who did the initial work with a reflecting pool, are they to blame for the current condition?

Trump: No, vandalism.

Reporter: National Guard and police have been all over the mall. How would these vandals have gotten so close to do something like that?

Trump: We didn't have a lot of them then. Who would think that somebody would go into a pool and take a knife and start cutting it..

Reporter: Do you have proof of that?
"We don’ need no steenken’ proof!” Right now it looks like a swamp. That’s why it’s being drained. (Two can play the irony game!) Pretty sure Mother Nature did the algae. And that she’s wanted for questioning. Obama put in a filtration system which, reportedly, Trump took out. Do any of them look like this? Unplugged.
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