Tell Me You’ve Never Been To A State Fair…

Went to the Great American State “Fair” yesterday so you don’t have to.

Not a funnel cake, corn dog, bucket lemonade, or fried Snickers in sight. The only ride is the Ferris Wheel. It’s not that kind of state fair, y’all.

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— Christina Henderson (@chenderson) June 26, 2026

...yadda yadda yadda...

Line for State Fair admission looking... not long. pic.twitter.com/4FgMiULnQ9

— Michael Schaffer (@michaelschaffer) June 25, 2026

Oop! Per @Kaela_CS, the much-hyped Ferris wheel at the Great American state fair is down. The operator told her it was due to generator issues and the engine overheating. Unclear when it will be moving again, at least 1 - 2 hours they said. pic.twitter.com/oFIPhgJuRd

— City Cast DC (@CityCast_DC) June 25, 2026

Food hall at Great American State Fair has lost power - they have food but tell me all their ice cream has melted 😭 pic.twitter.com/5sQXOEvUVl

— Homa Bash (@HomaBashNews) June 25, 2026

I’m pretty sure what Trump knows about state fairs he learned from a movie.

Trump just submitted a $87.6 billion supplemental to cover the $67 billion cost of his Iran War plus his latest bailout for farmers to add to his proposed $1.5 trillion military budget and we’re only $39 trillion in debt so what the hell just put it on our tab. pic.twitter.com/jzdhJrhoqK

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 26, 2026

Or maybe he just doesn’t know shit about them.