Friday, June 26, 2026

He Promised This Wouldn’t Happen

Johnson: If we lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted. I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you
Corruption for everybody (with enough $$$$)! As long as I can still be Speaker! And it’d be a shame if anything should happen to youse guys. "Nones” (the clumsy term for people acknowledging no religious affiliation) is up 6 points from
2023, to 29%. Then again, Trump thinks his approval rating is 65%. Rising? In 70 years I haven’t seen as many churches close as I’ve seen in the past five.

Although this is good news: I’m sure Trump would try to connect it to “mutilization,” though.

And yes, He wrote that all out before he said it. And yes, we are apparently facing the biggest Communist threat since the McCarthy era. Because three people won primary races…in New York.

Which, if it had happened in Arkansas or New Mexico, or even upstate New York, nobody would have noticed. Let’s be honest.
The liar's paradox. Also known as the Costanza escape clause: “It’s not a lie, if you believe it!”
Trump: Communism is very easy to sell. It destroys everything, but it’s very easy. I’ll be honest, I think I’d be the greatest communist in history.

I’d give free rent. Ladies and gentlemen, from now on, you don’t have to pay any rent. From now on, anybody who wants a house, don’t worry about it. Just pick the house you want. Everybody gets free food. Everything is free from this point forward. Everyone’s going to vote for me.

That first year, you’re the most popular
Every accusation is a confession. What ever happened to the cheap gas and low inflation and high wages and affordable housing and no more foreign wars that he promised? He promised that wouldn’t happen.

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