Friday, May 21, 2021

Old Times There Are Best Forgotten

I grew up in the land now represented by Louie Gohmert. That fact alone makes me glad I don't live there anymore. I used to miss it. I don't at all, now.

During a speech on the House floor on Thursday, Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert said his SAT score would "shock people who think I'm the dumbest member of congress."

"When I took it, did very well, got me into the Honors program at A&M," Gohmert said.

Gohmert was claiming — without evidence — that Americans scored higher on college entrance tests before the Department of Education was created.

I still don't think he can spell "SAT."  I need further evidence.  Besides, it was the Honors program at Texas A&M.  Real Texans know what I'm talking about.

I want a book report on Kafka, from Goehmert. A vague reference is not proof of reading comprehension. He learned all about Marxism and socialism at A&M, I'm sure. And he still can't use either word in a sentence. There really aren't that many of them. Billionaires, I mean.  We lost more people to covid. We wouldn't miss a bunch of billionaires whose money was redistributed. The Underground People are the people you have to watch out for in college. They all come from London and talk loudly because the Tube has ruined their hearing. They're very polite, though. Yeah, he's used up his vocabulary. Or, as Monty Python once had it, his brain is the size of a pea and sometimes it comes dislodged. Somebody knock his head about, see if you can get it back into place.

Nothing here to prove he isn't the dumbest person in Congress.  Or that he can spell "SAT," for that matter.

1 comment:

  1. I'm old enough so that Dave Emery from Maine was considered the stupidest person in Congress and Gordon Humphrey (R-NH_ was the stupidest in the Senate. The ones these days outdo both of them on that count. I'll never forget when Humphrey tried to spar with Barbara Jordan, it was funny.

    Test scores tend to rise over time, for standardized tests, at least. I don't know about ones they change the questions for. Rupert Sheldrake gave it as a possible example of morphic resonance.

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