O, the humanities!

Five states, including deep red Utah, already conduct elections almost entirely by mail, and only evidence of mail-in election fraud Trump has been able to cite is a "pants on fire" lie https://t.co/i5Yljdh9yD https://t.co/QBf5NCNqqZ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 26, 2020

Every year in my urban hellscape the mailboxes are cut open with acetylene torches just to steal the mail-in ballots posted by the elderly. Post offices are broken into, envelopes litter the streets, stamps swirl in the wind like autumn leaves. It’s a dystopia, I tell ya! The ballots are all forged and the elections are corrupted ! When will the government do something act to protect the U.S. mail? When will these urban gangs of vote thieves be stopped? And the ballot counterfeiting gangs! It’s the worst kind of organized crime! Who will save our democracy?