And Iran Will Open The Strait Tomorrow!

Hard to believe this is from a guy who inherited $413 million from his father only to declare bankruptcy 6 times before convincing an NBC producer to bail him out by creating a fictional show that he was a successful businessman. https://t.co/IjaFxzNyaq

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 13, 2026

Reflecting pool today is looking … a little green pic.twitter.com/yKSMGHISup

— Matt Rein (@MatthewARein) June 13, 2026

Good to see the reflecting pool back to its normal color. 💚✅🍀 pic.twitter.com/4dzygSbJcn

— Shane Harris (@shaneharris) June 13, 2026

(It's “residual algae”. The kind that grows without sunlight in nanobubblers.)

Also, too, as well:

So you're telling me Trump is signing the Iran deal using the autopen? https://t.co/N7ny1iOGVl

— Aaron Parnas (@AaronParnas) June 13, 2026

Probably not yet.

Iran’s military force, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), denied that Iran would sign an agreement with the United States on Sunday and criticized President Donald Trump’s “unusual insistence” on signing the agreement that day.

The IRGC described the timeline as a…

— Giovanni Staunovo🛢 (@staunovo) June 13, 2026

Iran’s military force, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), denied that Iran would sign an agreement with the United States on Sunday and criticized President Donald Trump’s “unusual insistence” on signing the agreement that day.

The IRGC described the timeline as a “test for Iran’s negotiating team” and that Trump’s announcement comes “despite Iranian negotiators explicitly stating that the memorandum has not yet been finalized and that signing on Sunday is definitely not happening.”

I guess Trump’s gonna have to nuke ‘em for his birthday.

At the end, he seemingly threatens to nuke Iran: pic.twitter.com/rnFvPxXqF8

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) June 13, 2026

Or maybe for the Fourth of July! 🧨