“Chirping”? 🦗

Maybe if he hadn’t been telling us for 3 months that a surrender deal with Iran was imminent he wouldn’t have to post at 1:02 AM that he has no idea how to get out of this war while accomplishing anything meaningful. pic.twitter.com/PHF1JWp3mA

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 1, 2026

This is what’s bothering the President of the United States? The sound of crickets? 🦗 

Man, if you can’t stand the heat, get the fuck outta the kitchen.