Friday, June 19, 2026

The Reflecting Metaphor

Trump blames the green reflecting pool on vandals with chemicals:

We've had some real problems with Vandalism at the beautiful Reflecting Pool, which sits between The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial. Just like three days ago, they destroyed the grass outside of the Pool, they've also done everything possible to hurt the inside surface that was just installed. No different than the chemicals that were used on the National Mall, they used something similar in the Reflecting Pool to try to destroy and demean our beautiful work. Lightweight ABC Reporter, Jonathan Karl, was seen sticking his hand into the Pool, and trying to rip the rubber off of the surface. The algae is 75% gone, and the condition will soon be completely remedied, and the area that was vandalized, fortunately, is just a small area of damage, and will be fixed early next week. It's a shame that the Radical Left Lunatics, most likely Dumocats, who have spent their lives trying to ruin our Country, are free to do so. Law Enforcement is actively investigating this situation, and will hopefully have it resolved soon.
The FBI will be using facial recognition software and the latest forensic techniques to identify those tourists and track them down.

Mother Nature is also being sought for questioning. Some witnesses reported seeing her walking in the grass. Trump is sure it couldn’t possibly have died from all the work done on the pool for several weeks.
This man is wanted for questioning. 🤨 
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2 comments:

  1. The Thought Criminal4:31 AM

    Listening to some of the Trumpzi idiots believing such stupid and made up on the spot conspiracy bullshit on why a shallow pool in DC in summer generates algae I don't know if we can survive white incapacity.

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  2. jim, some guy in iowa6:50 AM

    He lies like the rest of us breathe.

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