🎶This Is The War That Ends and Ends!🎶

“In the first hour it was over” 🤔 pic.twitter.com/WOb197ZJv9

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) June 9, 2026

🎶 It just ends on and on, my friends! Some people started fighting it and said that it would stop!✋ But it’s been ending now forever, because it stops and stops and stops! 🎶 [repeat from the beginning ad infinitum]

CNN: President Trump has said the the war will be over within days at least 37 times before pic.twitter.com/JPt0NDtFOS

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 9, 2026

The war started at the end of February; it is now the second week of June. That’s a little under once every three days announcing the “deal” is imminent. The boy who cried “wolf!” didn’t get this many do overs.