Everybody Owes Trump

Trump: The US, represented by me, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize but didn't. And this is a stain on the country of Norway. We will not forget Norway! It’s another sign of how they are ripping off our country. https://t.co/pFDsIlA98f

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 10, 2026

Three year olds are less self-centered. 🤦‍♂️

Trump: I got Greenland. I hope you're happy about that. Remember they all said, “oh he's never going to get it” We got it—and for the right price. https://t.co/o1kJAUzAar

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 10, 2026

Uh-huh. (He "got” what we already had.)

Trump: I'm also preventing on a constant basis a war between South Korea and North Korea and Japan and North Korea, China and Taiwan, they haven't fought. and numerous other hot spots which have not been involved in wars only because of a gentleman known as President Donald J. Trump

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 10, 2026

And the sun comes up to shine on his countenance, and the tide comes in and goes out to pay him homage. But does Norway care? Do they show respect? 🫡 

Trump: They said 1775. $1,750. I'm a very high IQ individual https://t.co/aLfqeILFcv

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 10, 2026

🙄

Trump: And more oil is coming through the strait today than it was before the war. Do you believe that one? https://t.co/C2kJGDkcw2

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 10, 2026

Nobody does, Grandpa.

Trump: "We will pass a truly great healthcare plan that will stop all payment to big insurance companies" https://t.co/ugOxK4r9zd

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 10, 2026

Just to prove he’s as dumb as a box of rocks….

Trump: "This week, over 20 million seniors are going to receive a check for a minimum of $100 each, because I found all that money and we're sending it back" https://t.co/kWYtj0uAQg

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 10, 2026

It was $90. By next week it’ll be $900 he sent out. To every man, woman, and child in America.

listen to this story Trump tells about getting Macron on the line and demanding he triple drug prices in France, while keeping in mind that he's made up this entire thing (note that Trump also claims partial credit for the riots in France) https://t.co/EBqN1iLvoh

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 10, 2026

Grandpa needs his nap.

🚨 THEY’VE SEEN ENOUGH: Trump rallygoers in Syracuse start leaving early while he’s still speaking @lukeradel https://t.co/dogBuDPTIT

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) October 10, 2026

They’re moving down to the floor. Right, Grandpa?

Gov. Abigail Spanberger (D-VA): "At this point in time in 2022, a little over 200,000 Virginians had voted. At this point in time in 2026, approximately 450,000 Virginians have voted early.”

— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) October 9, 2026

This election is going to be over by Election Day.

The vast majority of the Republican candidates for office in the area do not want to go anywhere near the Trump rally in Syracuse tonight.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 9, 2026

Lagniappe.