Nothing To See Here!

Every now and then one of these lunatic claims jumps out:

-Trump just claimed that Ivanka T has “created 14 million jobs.”

-TOTAL US employment rise in past 3 years, including normal population growth, is around 6 million. Share of that via Ivanka????

If reality mattered.

— James Fallows (@JamesFallows) November 12, 2019

Filing lawsuit today asking court to instruct me on whether I am required to obey the law.

— Scott Shapiro (@scottjshapiro) November 12, 2019

 

In These Times, right?

Trump just told his story about how when he signed his Waters of the US order, there were people in his office, "strong people, very strong men and women, and almost all of them were crying."

This is his funniest tears lie to me because the event was on video and nobody cried. pic.twitter.com/fhcspVty0m

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) November 12, 2019

 

But in Trumpworld, they were all knee deep in human tears.

Trump distills his reelection message: "You have no choice because the people we’re running against are crazy."

— Justin Sink (@justinsink) November 12, 2019

 

Takes one to know one, I guess.

TRUMP, slurring: "Our American ancestors produced -- miracles of science. Lost -- and this is it -- so many lives. But launched revolutions in technology." #wut pic.twitter.com/Y857ehoIDg

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 12, 2019

 

Silicon Valley is built over a burial ground?

And this is not strictly Trump related, but remind me:  is Maryland Southern?  And are old times there not forgotten?

Opponents of a school integration plan in Maryland are suggesting that students could be so stressed about longer bus rides to school that they might turn to suicide. That's a new one. Via @DanaGoldstein: https://t.co/vhS1ORoAMx

— Eliza Shapiro (@elizashapiro) November 12, 2019