Unlike the Game

Brb, becoming an alcoholic to help Michelob ULTRA save farming instead of trying literally any other more reasonable plan.#SuperBowl

— Cracked.com (@cracked) February 3, 2020

...the ads now suck. Must be some kind of law of the universe, to maintain the cosmic balance. And allow us to go to the kitchen.

That Hard Rock ad cost — guessing as an Adam let — somewhere around 800-1000000 to produce

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) February 3, 2020

How many anti-Trump ads could Bloomberg have run? Or farmland converted to organic?

And then an ad that manages to waste Martin Scorsese AND Jonah Hill. That takes effort.