Thursday, July 23, 2020

Gleanings from Trump's Twitter Feed


In Trump's America, rich white people can shoot people NEAR their property with abandon.  Because what's the point of being rich and white in America if you can't shoot people on the street near your house?

In Trump's America, "real" women stay in the kitchen.  Or, like the First Lady, keep their damned mouths SHUT!

In Trump's America, elected leaders don't listen to the people, and the police get to do whatever the FUCK they want!

In Trump's America, men on their third wives who divorce the second one in her hospital bed as she's being treated for cancer are the REAL moral exemplars!

In Trump's America, WE DON' NEED NO EDUCATION!

In Trump's America, we don' need no steenken' fair housing!

In Trump's America, all law enforcement is military!  Nothin' "para-" about it!

In Trump's America, only the law enforcement Trump LIKES matters!

In Trump's America, there is one government what IS Trump's, and ONE GOVERNMENT that is NOT TRUMP'S!  And we all know which one is the REAL government.

In Trump's America, there are only REAL AMERICANS!  And everybody else.

In Trump's America, the entire population of Houston could get tested in 5 days.  (The other 326 million Americans?  Whenever....)

In Trump's America, Trump is the sovereign!

In Trump's America, up is down, black is white, weak is strong, incoherent babbling is Churchillian eloquence.

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