Tuesday Follies And The Full Monty

Me and my Probation Officer: Part 2

PO: Let’s talk about how you’re processing your 34 convictions. Do you feel any contrition?

Him: No!

PO: *taking notes*

Him: Wait. What does contrition mean?

PO: It means remorseful, penitent, feeling regret for your actions…it could be a…

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) June 11, 2024

What Republicans won't say is that a former Republican President and the son of the current Democratic President have both been found guilty.

So the justice system can no longer be accused of being weaponized against one party.

Weaponized justice was going to be the rallying…

— Jared Ryan Sears (@JaredRyanSears) June 11, 2024

Never underestimate the power of MAGA fantasy.

Blah blah blah TWO-TIER JUSTICE SYSTEM yada yada RiGGED TRIAL blah blah LAWFARE yada ya—

… OH, WAIT https://t.co/GCcYHIeEyS

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) June 11, 2024

This is psychotic. https://t.co/tgMRLT02Nn

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) June 11, 2024

Well, it’s Stephen Miller, so…

The gun charges are a giant misdirection. An easy op for DOJ to sell to a pliant media that is all too willing to be duped. Don’t be gaslit. This is all about protecting Joe Biden and only Joe Biden.

— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) June 11, 2024

Because you deserve the Full Monty.

Does it ever get itchy just sitting in a tub full of your accumulated bullshit? Tingly? Just all the acidity, I mean.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) June 11, 2024

Completely wacko. But what else is new? https://t.co/gs4FggbRWG

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) June 11, 2024

Yup.

Any gag orders…judge, prosecutors, clerks, jurors, their families threatened? Any funding solicitations for Joe Biden’s campaign? Any urging for protestors outside the court? Any legislators dressed alike, sitting in the courtroom, or holding a presser on the street?

— Laura Bishop (@LbbLaura) June 11, 2024

Quite a contrast between this statement and the rantings of the deranged orange psychopath and his sycophants in Congress and right-wing media. https://t.co/ymTHi9B6WD

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 11, 2024

And the best way I understand it:

McGovern: The only Trump Derangement Syndrome going on around here is on the other side of the aisle. They are saying that Biden orchestrated the conviction of his own son in order to justify the criminal charges against Trump. That is how you think when you are in a cult pic.twitter.com/NRv3RLwb7F

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 11, 2024