“I Could Have The Best Skin Cancer!”

Trump: That beautiful white skin that I have would be nice and tan. I have the whitest skin because I never have time to go out in the sun. I have that beautiful white. It could’ve been beautiful tan. pic.twitter.com/EWteCNVahP

— Acyn (@Acyn) November 1, 2024

"The greatest skin cancer in the history of skin cancer! Big, strong men, with tears in their eyes, would be coming up to me, ‘Sir! We’ve never seen…!’ ”

(Has no one ever told him?)