He Means $5 Million Paid To Him

My god https://t.co/KxN9bTeu4B

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) April 3, 2025

A reminder he put tariffs on two volcanic islands and a joint U.S./U.K. military base. He’s waiting for all three to call to negotiate.

Reporter: How long will it take to get manufacturing -- American manufacturing to where you would like to see it?

Trump: Well, let's say it is a two-year process.. pic.twitter.com/BT1Fkqckjc

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 3, 2025

Saying it does not make it so:

There were already 570,000 open manufacturing jobs in March 2025.

Where are all these people going to come from to fill Donald Trump's fantasyland of a manufacturing renaissance?

Go man those assembly lines, MAGA.

Chop chop.

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) April 3, 2025

Operators are standing by. This is a free call.

Donald Trump now holds the record for the largest single point drop in a day on the Nasdaq after it lost 1050 points today.

He beat his own record of 970 points during the pandemic.

Bravo.

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— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) April 3, 2025

And his presentation of the basis for the tariffs was aptly described as:

"It’s hard to state just how nonsensical that actually is," he wrote. "You might as well divide the numbers of apples in your kitchen by the number of bagels and use it to calculate your mortgage rate. To criticise it on political or economic grounds is too generous. It operates below the level of rational thought."

I mean:

Trump: Europe has not been successful dealing with Putin, but I think I will be successful. pic.twitter.com/cZmwnN7h0P

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 3, 2025

Mr. “I will end the Russia/Ukraine war in a day,” who told Zelensky he had “no cards,” hasn’t even persuaded Putin to accept a 24-hour ceasefire. Trump has always operated below the level of rational thought. If he ever rose to the level of rational thought his brain would be starved of oxygen, and it would kill him.

Reporter: The markets are way down…

Trump: I think it’s going very well. It was an operation like when a patient gets operated on and it’s a big thing. The markets are going to boom. The stock is going to boom. The country is going to boom. pic.twitter.com/UqcRWPOrOp

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 3, 2025

Same metaphor, earlier that same day. The man has spiders where his brain should be. They have control of his arms and legs and mouth, and they are having a dandy time.

The value of the U.S. dollar has fallen by −1.55% in the past 24 hours.

MaKE aMERiCA GrEAt AgAiN.

🙄

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) April 3, 2025

What does The Donald care?

As Americans' 401(k) and retirement accounts plummet, Donald Trump jets off to go to Saudi Arabia's LIV golf dinner and tournament at his Doral golf club before heading to Mar-a-Lago.

Does MAGA even care that the Saudis are funneling money to Donald or nah? pic.twitter.com/7rmqof3ytY

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) April 3, 2025