Also Known As “Half-Past Never”

I have bad news: rich Jews blew up June 31 with their secret space laser

— LolWhatInsurrectionHat (@Popehat) June 6, 2021

To spare you the fine print (old age sucks!):

“We urge your administration to act to provide us with these answers by June 31, 2021.”

She also thinks she’s royalty.