Nothin' But Good Times Ahead!

Ummmm… I dunno. It certainly seemed like an insurrection, Marge. https://t.co/rKkrpaQ10J pic.twitter.com/FAOj5GGY0O

— Sally Canfield 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@TheLifeofSally) March 24, 2023

If she meant the one that discriminates between non-white and white, between rich and poor, I'd agree with her.

But "insurrection" is not a crime, and only the Oath Keepers (was it them?  I think it was.  Jeebus, I should know!) have been found guilty of seditious conspiracy, which is probably what you mean by "insurrection."  And the people in jail otherwise, are there for trespass or obstructing an official government function or assaulting (i.e., beating the crap out of) police officers.

NEW -- Trump's election lies led to the deaths of four of his own supporters and five police officers. Another 140 cops were injured during his literal coup attempt.

Dozens of GOP operatives are working to put him back in the White House anyway.https://t.co/QlNInORfJf

— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) March 24, 2023

Hold on, I'm gonna use that to put some numbers behind this.  Who among the people guilty of assaulting or killing people that day is a victim of a "two-tier system"?  I'll wait for my answer.  Specifics only, please.

Sorry, Marge.  No sympathies.  Not the "two-tiered" justice system you think it is, either.  Unless you mean the one that treats defendants equally under the law regardless of party loyalty or political ideology.  Maybe you think certain people should not be liable for their actions based on their politics.  That would, indeed, be a "two-tiered system."

So just what the hell are you talking about?

Of course, Marge is talking to these people:

holy shit lol. it's a cult. pic.twitter.com/wHd2iRUgyJ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 24, 2023

Yowser!

Shit.  After all that, we need a palate cleanser. Let's start with real news:

Update: Trump attorney Evan Corcoran just left the courthouse, just under 3.5 hours after he went into the grand jury. Didn't answer questions on his way out, didn't say if he's done for the day or if this is a lunch break (but he exited the building, not headed to the cafeteria)

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) March 24, 2023

Corcoran said he wouldn't plead the Fifth. One wonders if he didn't...

And then Biden in Ottawa:

President Biden repping Team @GrittyNHL up North. https://t.co/rjQfLXLW7n

— frates (@frates) March 24, 2023

OMG -- after Biden says "both of us have cabinets that are both 50 percent women for the first time in history," he seems to address some Canadian men who weren't applauding and says, "even if you don't agree, guys, I'd stand up." pic.twitter.com/ZNi1hkVO50

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 24, 2023

I have it on good authority he's looking at the Conservative Party Canada members as he says that.

Biden on the Willow Project: "My strong inclination was to disapprove of it across the board, but the advice I got from counsel was that if that were the case, we may very well lose in court."

Adds that his ultimate goal is to conserve sea and land in Alaska. pic.twitter.com/8HZLS0Kloh

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 24, 2023

Dark Brandon wants to bring manufacturing back to America.  And Marge is wailing about people being in jail for criminal acts, and McCarthy refuses to speak to the insanity of Trump:

McCarthy ignored a question about Trump's "death and destruction" post pic.twitter.com/KR4HeSmWup

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 24, 2023

Nothin' but good times ahead!