Friday, March 31, 2023

You Say That Like It’s A Bad Thing

Or: Trump supporters go whistling past the graveyard.
"This only helps Trump -- polling shows most voters, including independent voters, see this as partisan,” said one GOP strategist. 
“The rumor of Trump’s indictment only strengthened his position in the GOP primary, I would expect his numbers get even stronger." 
The strategist insisted the indictment would put Democrats on the ropes because they would be forced to comment on anti-Semitic conspiracy theories involving billionaire philanthropist George Soros. 
“It will force their hands to comment on a Soros-funded DA, or not,” the strategist said, “which speaks volumes for GOP voters.” 
Another source who has spoken to Trump for decades agreed, saying the criminal indictment would put Trump in a stronger position. 
“Donald Trump fights his best from the ropes, he really does,” the source said. “Some of his best knockout punches have been from the ropes.” 
“No one is above the law, everyone is entitled to due process,” said one longtime Republican strategist and adviser. “If this was politically driven, every American should be concerned… Justice shouldn’t be arbitrary.” 
“Bet he smiles in his mugshot,” the operative added. “Maybe he’ll bring back THE KRAKEN.”
Bringing back THE KRAKEN is what raises it to art.

That bubble is going to burst so hard. Especially when Smith finally gets indictments and everybody just says: “Get in line.”

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