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Sad! pic.twitter.com/1k3FRHeATY

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 26, 2024

Trump married Melania in 2005. According to Pecker’s testimony (which was “ blockbuster” and “really great,” according Trump), Trump had affairs the entire period between 2005 and 2015.

Trump can’t be with Melania on her birthday because he’s on trial for arranging to pay off Playboy model Karen McDougal to keep silent because he had an affair with her during Melania’s entire pregnancy. That’s why he’s missing her birthday. pic.twitter.com/2SwSgasDdy

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 26, 2024

To be fair, Trump now says that’s a picture of Marla Maples.

“Melania, I can’t be with you on your birthday because I cheated on you and got caught covering it up.” https://t.co/adfUhZX2OW

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) April 26, 2024

Is there a birthday card for that?