Mitch McConnell Is An Old Man 👴🏻

Lordy https://t.co/2WNlEIFEi7

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 28, 2024

And really not much more.

I grew up in Key West & my fave Shel story was when he was sketching out “Falling Up” @PierhouseResort (he was a member) on a beach chaise

A young woman saw his work, was impressed & said her dad was a publisher who could help him

He then told her who he was

She was floored https://t.co/Qx87T99GEa

— Marc Caputo (@MarcACaputo) April 28, 2024

Uncle Shelby’s ABZ’s. Forget that Giving Tree crap. I still have my copy I bought in college. It was my introduction to Silverstein. I read it to my daughter. Still his finest work, as far as I’m concerned.

Find your own copy! I can’t do everything for you!

People on both sides are criticizing Kristi Noem, so she must’ve done something right when she shot her dog.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 28, 2024

Even Uncle Shelby was never that dark.

Has a politician’s book ever destroyed one’s own career like Kristi Noem’s just did? Not only is her story about killing her puppy, Cricket, shocking and horrific, but it is a crime. I’ve prosecuted felony animal cruelty cases that were less egregious.

— Dave Aronberg (@aronberg) April 28, 2024

State governors must have absolute immunity!

Every dog with Republican owners today. pic.twitter.com/t7ZWBbfuDS

— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕖 (@SundaeDivine) April 27, 2024

I just have to go here:

I get it Fred. Wrote this the last time I had to say goodbye. Never gets easy...

Every morning for the past 3 weeks, he has woken me at 4 AM with his pacing — collar jangling, looking for God knows what. He has been talking to ghosts lately. He wanders into corners, gets stuck,… https://t.co/tCphJJ5oKX

— Ken Harbaugh (@Team_Harbaugh) April 28, 2024

I have shared my house (cat people know what I mean) with 10 cats over nearly 50 years (not counting cats in my childhood). Four were semi-feral, three of those four lived in the backyard where they were born. The males of the litter disappeared at about 1 year. The mother died of old age heaven knows where. Her daughter lived with us well into old age.

Six of those seven were euthanized (the seventh died in an accident for which I was responsible. I don’t even like to think about it.). My wife and I were with each of them at the end, every time.

Kristi Noem is not fit to own even a stuffed animal.🧸  Nor is she fit to live among civilized people.