Thursday, September 26, 2024

It Ain’t All For MAGAts

For $100,000, it had better be a fuckin’ Rolex.* But clearly I am not the target audience. Nor, necessarily, are MAGAts. That’s certainly a very reasonable explanation. Trump has always been a cheap date.

*Rolex holds its value because it’s a damned fine watch. I have my father’s Rolex (NOT worth $100,000, or anywhere near it). It’s close to 50 years old and still runs like, well, a Swiss watch. And it’s held its value simply because it’s a Rolex. A Trump watch will be worthless the moment you pay for it. Sucker. Which makes it reasonable foreign leaders and oligarchs would buy the expensive ones. Cheapest influence they can purchase.

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