Where’s Waldo Today?

Donald Trump was not in Louisiana today. He was in Georgia. pic.twitter.com/zJ89txeoIs

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) September 25, 2024

That was yesterday. This is today. ( And no, I don’t know where he is. Don’t care.)

Trump: As you know, there have been two attempts on my life, that we know of, and they may or may not involve -- but possibly do -- Iran.. in the first case, in Butler.. potentially foreign-based apps. Who was he calling? pic.twitter.com/1ylRWvyJms

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 25, 2024

One actual. One I still think they’ll have trouble turning into an actual attempt. More like an attempt at an attempt, methinks. “That we know of”? Huh?🤔

Trump: But they must get Apple to open these foreign apps… They break into apps all the time. They had no problem breaking into the apps of the J6 hostages pic.twitter.com/sVdiM2fmGS

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 25, 2024

Huh? 🤔 

Trump: But if I were the president, I would inform the threatening country -- in this case, Iran -- that if you do anything to harm this person, we are going to blow your largest cities and the country itself to smithereens. We are going to blow it to smithereens. pic.twitter.com/Q8iMAjNsdz

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 25, 2024

International Diplomacy For Idiots.

Trump: You know, there is a reason for the interest rate cut from the fed. A big part of that reason is our economy is doing really, really badly. pic.twitter.com/HMcrLDFlJU

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 25, 2024

Uh-huh. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Trump: We wouldn't have hostile takeovers of Springfield, Ohio, Aurora, Colorado, where they are actually going in with massive machine gun-type equipment. They are going in with guns that are beyond even military scope, and they are taking over… pic.twitter.com/EawkLfRd94

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 25, 2024

They took the pets at gunpoint?

Trump: She said she worked at McDonald's and she didn't. It was a lie. She never worked at McDonald's over the hot French fries. I think I'm going to a McDonald's in two weeks and I’m going to work the french fries pic.twitter.com/5qdCruOvuZ

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 25, 2024

He just wants to claim all the fries he stands over as his. 🍟 

Fox cuts coverage while Trump is still talking pic.twitter.com/AaaVcNVNaW

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 25, 2024

Seems like a good idea.👍 

He's cooked. https://t.co/uRyloGH2bA

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) September 25, 2024