Reviving The Darwin Awards

https://t.co/sqcjg8PCTZ pic.twitter.com/dkKKJik3qV

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) September 27, 2024

#Helene is getting closer. The winds are rising and the rain is getting heavy. We expect to lose power later tonight. (Trust me, it's a Tallahassee thing.)

The path is now well east of Tallahassee, but we're praying for friends in the Big Bend down to Cedar Key.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 26, 2024

Our thoughts are with the people of Florida today, especially the Big Bend area, as well as Tallahassee, Atlanta, GA, and Asheville, NC. Hurricane Helen's storm surge is deemed "unsurvivable." Please heed evacuation orders, check on the vulnerable, and take care of one another.

— Resolute Square (@ResoluteSquare) September 26, 2024

I mean:

If you still don't believe in this storm... https://t.co/tJ4ZLYy7HM

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 26, 2024

If that didn’t warn you, nothing will.

I am told local officials told people who wouldn’t evacuate to write their name and other identifying information on their arm in permanent marker so they could be identified after the storm.⛈️ I don’t think this guy is that smart.