These Are The People We’re Supposed To Be Afraid Of

Your downward spiral is reaching Full Brittany.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 13, 2026

Bless your heart.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 13, 2026

Them? 👆

SCOOP: @nytimes reviewed time-stamped security camera images showing @jamestalarico was, in fact, at his home in Austin on Oct. 1-8. Gift link ➡️ #TXSEN https://t.co/x7Gp1jWTWD

— Bayliss Wagner (@baylisswagner) October 12, 2026

Nail. Coffin. And October 1-8 is 8 days, inclusive.

The Freako campaign still has yet to explain where he was for 2 weeks. Anyone campaigning for Senate, if they get the flu, takes off 3 days at most and says they have the flu from the outset. Missing 2 weeks is a medical emergency (if the reason is medical). What happened?

— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) October 12, 2026

Talarico wasn’t missing for 2 weeks. Not even for 8 days. But when was the last time Miller was seen in sunlight?

Notable on the supposed Talarico bombshell burning up MAGA Twitter: The caller in question says he made these calls *last night.* In the call, the "employee" seems to say Talarico was discharged "this evening." The same evening Talarico was publicly on stage w Kasey Musgraves 🫠 https://t.co/OPclwgJX6H

— Andrew Egger (@EggerDC) October 11, 2026

.@JamesTalarico stops by Kacey Musgraves’ concert 🤩 https://t.co/PimgeG944p

— Team Talarico (@TeamTalaricoHQ) October 11, 2026

Well now I've seen everything.

— Andrew Egger (@EggerDC) October 13, 2026

Lagniappe: I know nothing about Kacey Musgraves, but I like her style:

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

— K A C E Y (@KaceyMusgraves) October 12, 2026